T-Shirt Hell : Newsletter: February 16th 2009 (2024)

T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you f*cking kidding me?

T-Shirt Hell : Newsletter: February 16th 2009 (1)To all the haters who were glad to see us go and really thought I was closing down because of a few angry e-mails; good one, suckers. To all the people who called me a puss* and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY vagin*.

Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break...the site is called T-Shirt Hell. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt c*nt Rape fa*ggot nigg*r', so less of you f*ckers would have taken the bait.

Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. f*ck you if you can't take a joke.

I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - "f*ck YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad! You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to put up with these overly sensitive morons who can't take a joke anymore". Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the assholes who look at you funny. But first get up out of your chairs, stand up in your cubicles, put down your bongs, zip up your pants and yell, '"f*ck YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"

T-Shirt Hell is not going out of business. In fact, we wouldn't leave even if we had to resort to selling dead babies for food when this economy truly hits the fan. Consider Feb, 2009 a fresh start for us. We're going to be bigger, better and more f*cked up than before. Worse Than Hell is back. The black lady who writes the most intellectually (anally) stimulating newsletter on the net is back. We're f*cking back. But oh...wait...we never actually left.T-Shirt Hell : Newsletter: February 16th 2009 (2)

And just so I make this clear. I haven't decided to keep T-Shirt Hell going because of the tens of thousands of supportive emails we received or because of the press and sales we generated over the last 3 weeks (nearly 100,000 shirts sold). We were never...ever...leaving in the first place. Let's just call it tough love. Sometimes you need to kick your loved ones in the assholes to get them to satisfy their need for awesome t-shirts (and to fill my bank account). I know a lot of our fans are stingy motherf*ckers and need to be "inspired" to get off their fat asses to spend money in ways that truly enhance lives and bring joy to the world. Well, that's what I did.

Let's call it my own personal stimulus package (besides my normal, daily "personal stimulus" if you know what I'm sayin). In 3 weeks, I've done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy..and that is to get people to open their wallets. Not only did the last 3 weeks save jobs at T-Shirt Hell, they've opened up a whole new world to the people who had never bought our shirts until now.

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people who wear T-Shirt Hell shirts actually increase their job security, with 6 of those people getting substantial raises? Did you realize that owning one or more T-Shirt Hell products actually raises the value of your 401k by a minimum of 25%? Were you aware that buying 3 or more T-Shirt Hell shirts at once will actually secure for you the most important seat in the White House? (Member id: barackoutwmco*ckout44, Name: Barack Obama, Address: Chicago, IL, 3 shirts purchased, November 1st, 2008) Thanks B, we "hope" you're enjoying your "I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass" tee, your "I Shaved My Balls For This?" hoodie, and quite fittingly, your "Sorry About What Happens Later" ringer. Oh, the irony.

What I'm trying to say is this...our shirts are the key to fixing this economy and to getting people back on track. You don't need to thank me because I can feel the gratitude emanating from around the world at this very moment. It's a warm, fuzzy feeling. You're welcome.

T-Shirt Hell : Newsletter: February 16th 2009 (3)Now that you know we're not going anywhere, I'd like to take a moment to address something. My feelings on what we do and why we do it are best summarized in this excellent piece by Jacob, one of the writers here at TSH. But the main point I wanted to reiterate is that there is no hatred/intention behind what we do. None. Zero. Zilch. We make stupid jokes for the sake of comedy, nothing more. We enjoy it, our customers enjoy it and my mom enjoys it. No one else matters.

There will always be extremists who think we're doing something to tarnish the world and who will fight passionately against us because they misinterpret our actions. I just don't care anymore...and am willing to risk my life (and you can even try to win $50,000 by guessing when and how I get murdered) for the cause. What's the cause again, exactly? Oh, I don't f*cking know....to be allowed to make retarded jokes without people taking them so seriously? To have the right to take something that has been a source of pain for so many and to turn it upside down and into a preposterous joke on a t-shirt? Something like that.T-Shirt Hell : Newsletter: February 16th 2009 (4)

Since, I'm taking a moment to be genuine (yup, I actually just wrote that out), I want to thank all the people who sent us positive emails over the last 3 weeks. It would take months to answer them all, so, right now I'll just send out a collective "YOU KICK f*ckING ASS AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU ALL" and say thank you for your support and your loyalty. I would NEVER take something away from you that you seem to enjoy so much. Times are tough enough right now and the least we can do is try to make you laugh and help you get through it...seriously.

Since I have you here and you've made it this far, allow me to touch on a few other items:

1. I'd like to thank all the feminist bloggers whose articles about how misogynistic we are helped generate tons of sales from their readers who actually enjoy what we do.

2. My legal name is Sunshine Megatron, not Aaron Schwarz...and I'm not Jewish (not saying I wouldn't like to be, I'm just not). Schwarz is not even my father's last name, it's my mom's husband before my father...and it's German. For all those who would like to know my actual background, in order to make jokes at my expense, I will say that I am 4 out of 6 of these possibilities; Black, Irish, Polish, Italian, Yugoslavian, Gay Robot. Have at it.

3. For those who think I've done something like this before, you're wrong. When I originally took down Worse Then Hell back in 2005, it was because someone tried to kill me in response to some of our shirts and we took the section down to protect employees. It legitimately happened and was not a publicity stunt. My current employees are not worried about this kind of thing (thank the economy?), so this is why we're bringing it back.

4. To the entrepreneurs who thought we were actually going out of business and that they would be able to fill the void by starting their own offensive t-shirt companies and to all the existing companies who got their panties wet because it suddenly was going to be their chance to shine. Hahahaha! Sorry, guys. Feel free to bring it on, but remember..the cream always rises to the top...of my dick.

5. The 10% off sale is still on for one more week.

Welcome back to everyone and I hope you enjoy the final 9 shirts I'm bringing back from the vault and a new blog entry from Jesus himself. We've gotten so many email comments over the last 3 weeks that we will never be able to get to them, so if you want to say something, just do it in the comments right below this message. Hold on to your seats, the ride to hell is bumpy.

Steve 02/15/09 9:09 pm


Duh 02/15/09 9:13 pm

Yeah...like this is a surpise...

mk 02/15/09 9:23 pm

u f*cking champions

xignigenax 02/15/09 9:25 pm

f*cking genius! I totally would've done it too, if I wasn't a broke-ass mother f*cker~ (...and had a killer website to boot...) Kudos! you sly bastard~

Bojangles 02/15/09 9:30 pm

hahah sh*tt. i wanted to buy this and keep it running

Satisfied customer 02/15/09 9:37 pm

He he, I as a customer enjoy being dicked around by an American corporation. Thanks, Sunshine Megatron!

But warn me next time. I'll warm up by shopping at Wal-Mart.

Jeremy 02/15/09 9:37 pm

You son of a bitch. I was one of the assholes who emailed you and asked to either sell the site to me, or keep it open. If it were f*cking April, I would have believed it was possibly a joke. You got me, I considered the thought that this was a joke, but didnt think you were a big enough douche to pull it off; apparently you are. Your explanation makes me laugh and all and I guess I will still buy your sh*t, because it has indeed provided me with countless laughs. f*ck off Sunshine, avoid the killlers, nutcases and assholes, and keep printin' some funny f*cking shirts. Thanks for the prank f*cker, JB

Angry 02/15/09 9:38 pm

haha I was going to buy shirts on the last day of the sale but I held out. The cheap asses win again. BTW how about another big sale 10% come on dude you can do better than that your breaking my balls here.

rm 02/15/09 9:46 pm

HAA, I knew something was up! f*cking genius on your part! Good way to sell a sh*tload of shirts. I should tell my girlfriend my dick is going out of business.

Genius 02/15/09 9:52 pm

You are the f*ckin man. I would get mad, but then you might f*ck up the three shirts I ordered.

Ding Dong 02/15/09 10:04 pm

thank god

nick 02/15/09 10:26 pm

I figured it was a joke, but hey: who can argue with 10% off? Keep making the sweet ass shirts!

Rul0r 02/15/09 10:37 pm

haha great publicity stunt. I like it. f*ck what everyone else thinks. Do your thing and you will be loved (and hated by the morrons ;))

i brake for ducks 02/15/09 10:38 pm

shouldn't the fact that you could still sign up for site updates and such been enough of a clue to tip people off?

regardless, brilliant sales boosting ploy. I bought 2 shirts i had not planned on getting til later. only after i checked out did something seem fishy about the whole deal.

in closing, thanks for the discount, and f*ck you.

Mr. Savage 02/15/09 10:52 pm

You sons of bitches! You realize I had to sell a truck load of pre-abortions to afford a rush order of you shirts? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that many dead pregnant hookers past the state line?! f*ck YOU GUYS! Seriously though, funny joke :)

Some Fat Basterd 02/15/09 10:53 pm

I fell for that sh*t. I bought my ass 3 shirts saying "i've been here since the beginning..but havent had cash to buy any shirts" well now i have SOB. Dont f*ck'em up please...

Cougar 02/15/09 10:55 pm

not much more to say than thank you.
Thank you for faking this so I could fake a cry and get my hubby to open his wallet and get me my favourite shirts.

Forever yours

Ryan 02/15/09 11:00 pm

figured you would have pulled a manuever like this for the first week, but after that i came to realise the emotional side effects of realising the site may be closing down.
thanks for bringing sunshine to my life

Rodney 02/15/09 11:01 pm

You slick sh*ts. I guess if it weren't for my friend telling me you turds were going to "shut down" I would've never discovered this website in the first place. So f*ck you. And thanks.

Michael 02/15/09 11:19 pm

Ha! I knew it was just a plan to scare up more sales. But, I won't lie, I was a little scared. I'd hate to see this site quit. I have been laughing at these shirts for years and will happily be doing so into the forseeeable future.

kiva 02/15/09 11:25 pm


Can you drop ship me a nitro cooled batch of baby batter? Seriously. In a day and age of psychos like Suleman squeezing out 14, you need to spread your superior genetics by working with those who'd be glad to support the cause. Shoot, you wouldn't even have parental obligations. Like the praying mantis that got away...

Take heed smart folks, do as they say if you want to save this country; if you can't get them out, breed them out.

Think about it.


dusk 02/15/09 11:31 pm

link bait FTW!

Gmoney 02/15/09 11:53 pm

f*cking beautiful!!

Rach 02/16/09 12:02 am

Well, glad you're staying open... scored myself 4 shirts thanx to this... one of my friends even threw some money my way... well done :P
Of course, my question now, is will the 'happy shirts' be back?
Thanx f*ckers, I'll be around for years to come. ~Rach~

Gilberto Prujansky 02/16/09 12:03 am

Thanks god.. or I'd have to say: thanks Satan! ;-)

Danielled 02/16/09 12:05 am

I am so stupid....

Kenneth Taylor 02/16/09 12:08 am


Kim 02/16/09 12:19 am

well played, sir, well played!

snafuy 02/16/09 12:19 am

If I believed in god, I'd want him to grow up to be like you.

austin 02/16/09 12:21 am

you are my f*cking hero.

austin 02/16/09 12:22 am

you are my f*cking hero.

UnShavenM0nkey 02/16/09 12:29 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you c*nt lol, well done lets get back to basics

Ben 02/16/09 12:52 am

Ok ok, you got me. I'm one of the ones that thought you actually caved to all the pressure. I'm happy you guys are sticking around. :) It renews my faith in mankind.
Best of luck and if someone actually does murder you, I hope I am right!

Jennifer 02/16/09 12:57 am

You are a true American patriot and hero. Keep up the good work, asshole. My panties got wet as soon as I read that this was, in fact, a joke. I love you guys so hard.

Clive 02/16/09 1:01 am

Maaaaarvellous! Totally in f*cking character - now how about some shirts for your f*cking British fans

Derek 02/16/09 1:01 am

SPECTACULAR. and here i was worried i wouldnt have time to buy my wifes dad the "thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night" :D

Totally wen for it 02/16/09 1:15 am

Damn you really got me with this one :) But what the hell,would have ordered anyway so the 10% off is great.Maybe wouldn't have ordered so huge than i did in fear of never beeing able to order anymore... Keep making 'em ,the shirts are a sh*tload of fun here in Finland !

Barkalow 02/16/09 1:24 am

HELL TO THE f*ck YES. YOU JUST MADE MY MOTHER EFFIN DAY. Oh, and keep up the good work.

Alex 02/16/09 1:30 am

f*ck yeah!

You bastard! You had me trying to bring scraps of cash together so I could get some shirts for me and some friends before 'the end'.

Thankfully I'm thoroughly broke and couldn't. I shall return someday (with cash, I promise!).

Bryce 02/16/09 1:31 am

I Blew my load just now, I love you guys and thanks for f*cking with us all. TSW Will some day rule the world, already has with shirts, but till then it'll have to rest at that.

swiftshadow 02/16/09 1:36 am

You aids infested co*ck sucking baby beating anal eating nut busting f*ck bags....... I f*ckING LOVE YOU GUYS LIKE A FAT KID LOVES EATING CAKE ..... WHILE GETTING HIS co*ck SUCKED.

You guys just turned my sh*tty as f*ck mood around. f*ck YES.

Amanda 02/16/09 1:40 am

I f*cking knew it! You brilliant, brilliant assholes. Love you guys! Keep doing what you do cause the world needs people like you.

Nzyme 02/16/09 1:47 am

I hate you guys. I totally ordered a shirt thinking that i'd never get a chance again... I probably overdrafted my bank account too.

Although, I am happy I'll be able to buy more shirts later... and write more bad checks...

Mixed emotions.... so difficult... need beer.

Troy 02/16/09 1:47 am

Sweet Christ Naked on a cracker, the empty hole inside of me has finally been filled...guess I can tell klaus to stay home tonight. I love you guys, don't ever tease me like that again!

Dion 02/16/09 1:50 am

Haha, I'm one of the few out there that can claim they didn't fall for the joke. Because if you were truly closing, you would have given more than just 10% Way to go though!

Dracolusus 02/16/09 1:53 am

You cum guzzling facktard...we love you. Even though I'm sure the advertising of a closing down sale to boost sales and then not closing down is fraud. But I'm not a dumb f*cking american who has his head up his ass that will sue. I come from S.Africa were love, peace and prison rape is the order of the day. f*ck you very much :)

Mick 02/16/09 1:54 am

Yes! I hoped it was some sick joke to make yourself richer.
Well Done, you've got a little bit more and I've got a little bit less money but I'm getting two new shirts.
By the way, where are my new shirts? It's taking forever for you to print them!

Andy Kaiver 02/16/09 1:59 am

Damnit. i fell for it. i was thinking it odd that TorsoPants wasn't talking about leaving and why would you leave at how times seem to be going. i just figured you were going to just open a new site like this one but with different shirts or something. glad i still have time to buy and maybe one of my ideas i sent you will give me some shirts and cash. damnit you bastard you got me.

Paul Carey 02/16/09 2:02 am

You have got to be the smartest f*cking guy in the world

rosec65 02/16/09 2:04 am

If you guys weren't so f*cking greedy charging $20. PLUS shipping and handling for a lousy T-shirt, you would have NEVER had to pull this stunt. (P.S. I never believed for a second the whole BS story about going out of business because of....blah blah blah.....

Stephanie 02/16/09 2:06 am

Thank you so much! For keeping the best site alive OPEN!!!!

Love you guuuuuuys!

Saaim 02/16/09 2:09 am

Aah this is brilliant!

Catastrophe808 02/16/09 2:10 am

2 dollar whor*!!!!!!.....Hahaha, ah-mazing joke u bastards!!!!.....but seriously, i would have buried your bodies if it were true......keep up the business and God awful shirts you Britney slu*ts!!!

Cassie 02/16/09 2:11 am

Dude, you f*cking rock! It had crossed my mind at first that this was a marketting ploy because I didn't picked you as the type to give in to bullsh*t emails, but I figured you just made enough money off of all of us you decided to just go spend some or something....I got laid off 3 weeks ago and still haven't found another job because my exp. over quals me but my education (or lack there of) under quals. me...go f*cking figure....anyhow, I wasn't able to buy anything and was seriously upset as all hell because of it...I'm pissed that I fell for it because I should've known better but totally relieved. You kick ass man, keep doin what you do.

Mike House 02/16/09 2:13 am

You f*ckin fooled me, i thought the last tshirt hell shirt i would ever wear was, "Coma Sutra" but thank god, i was going to tell you to goto hell. But your god.

Radioscooter 02/16/09 2:14 am


Malibu Stacey 02/16/09 2:15 am

The best f*ckin' news I've heard all day! (Thank christ, I've still got a chance to buy the 'I Support Single Moms' T-Shirt for my new boyfriend. When I can afford it after getting paid for stripping for schoolboys, of course...)

rosec65 02/16/09 2:18 am

OK, yes I AM bitter because they f*ck you at the border for DUTIES (WTF kind of duty do I have to suffer through to make an EXTRA $20? Oh wait! Oh never mind....I don't want to tell ALL my dirty secrets....) So your $20 tee costs me $40.
No WONDER I never ordered one......and NEVER will!!!!! f*ck YOU!!!!!

Tasteless sh*t 02/16/09 2:19 am

I am so happy you guys are not closing down...T-Shirt Hell kicks ass and it will continue doing it the way that other can't or don't dare!!!!

Karlito Sway 02/16/09 2:28 am

You co*ck chewing spunk bubble, I f*cking knew it! Still, it made my retarded flipperbaby mate buy one, so you win. I yeild, you c*nt x x x

Kelpie 02/16/09 2:29 am

Hahaha! I also would of done it too, along with the 70% off sales that never happened because the price is actually still the same as your original price, you just marked up the price without the percentage off.

I was spazzing out saying THIS IS OUR TIME TO GET OUR SHIRTS BEFORE THEY GO OUT OF BUSINESS to one of my friends that still has a job. It wasn't good enough though. Asshole. I still want to buy a lot of these shirts when the economy will stop sucking.

Thorsten 02/16/09 2:38 am

First I looked up the 9 new shirts from the link in the newsletter. And I was sad, because I didn't find the "Support My Troop"-Sperm-T-Shirt. After this I read the good nows, called "bad news" ;) Now I am very happy to know that there is a future life with T-Shirt-Hell – and perhaps a chance to get this shirt in the future.

Greetings from Germany!

Anon 02/16/09 2:40 am

Never have these words been more true...

Y'all nigg*rs be posting in a troll thread.


MungVacuum 02/16/09 2:46 am

T-Shirt Hell isn't closing down?! I knew there was a reason I awoke with a giant, throbbing erection!

Kevin, UK 02/16/09 2:49 am

You evil f*cking genius. At least it gave me a laugh, you bastard prankster. Heh heh...

FLX 02/16/09 2:54 am

goddamn you nigg*r, i thought you were closing for good! Ordered 11 shirts from you, you f*cking babyraper! Good to see the most awesome tshirt company is staying in business. You guys created your own financial stimulus :P

Dave 02/16/09 3:06 am

hahaha f*cker i am glad your staying i still have the feeling to purposely piss someone off because there giant f*ck wads out there that needs to get all riled up over stupid sh*t

AntBee 02/16/09 3:09 am


Greg Godart 02/16/09 3:19 am

Oh yeah! Anothers f*cking meanies will have their f*cking face on a shirt!
Keeps going guy! ;)

arrelius 02/16/09 3:22 am

Sweet to read that you wont go out of biz. Makes me want to buy even more tshirts ^^ KICK ASS!

Peter Gozinya 02/16/09 3:25 am

Love your shirts and glad you are not going anywhere.

Lyle 02/16/09 3:26 am

f*ck you too!

do you know how f*cking sh*t the Aussie dollar is?!?!?! what a waste of money buying into your bullsh*t! :D

Mark 02/16/09 3:28 am

What? Swindling BASTARDS! I was laid off my job last month and spent my last remaining few Euro (which was for my retarded child's insulin) and now you reveal itwas all a joke?

Well the joke is on you, you c*ntS. Little Timmy is dead now and I hope you are happy.

Cory 02/16/09 3:29 am

Alright you got me. I totally believed that you would be asshole enough to shut down a thriving business just because you wanted to. I even bought a shirt since I thought it was my last chance. All I can say is this. I fell for the ruse hook, line and sinker. I'm just glad I used that stolen credit card to order my shirt.

Douglas Kruse 02/16/09 3:34 am

You assholes! Not going outta business? I was worried over nothing? My favorite T-shirt place is gonna stick around? I love you guys! Sure, call me a fa*g if you wanna, but damn I am goddamn happy! If I could give you a noogie I would. Long live T-shirt hell forever and f*ck all the PC people!!!!!!!!

maddjohnny 02/16/09 3:52 am

f*ck all the morons who don't like your shirts. they rock. please bring back i'm the girl you jacked off to in the chat room.

Philthy Phil 02/16/09 4:03 am

Keep on keeping on, you guys have the balls to say what so many think but are afraid to voice in this climate of "correctness"

Kevin Race 02/16/09 4:05 am

Aw, sweet! I was so pissed when you said you were leaving. I didn't know what else to do so I burned some incense, danced naked around a fire fed by the skins of random children I found in the neighborhood and sacrificed no less than a dozen puppies to appease whatever Hellish God was in charge and make Him change His mind. I wish I woulda' known this was a hoax or I would have saved six bucks on that incense. I'm glad to know that you're not going anywhere, and I hope more people will learn how to take a joke. I know a few of those unfortunate children took it. Right in their poop chutes. Well, f*ck a retard in the mouth and have a nice day!

Lucy 02/16/09 4:09 am

unbelievable. may i have your babies?

Fernanda Fontes 02/16/09 4:12 am

aww you got the man, I really thought this was closing down I even convinced some of my friends so purchase t-shirts. You are by far the best shirt website on earth and I am very pleased to know you are not closing down. Yay =D Can't wait to receive my shirts :)

Russ. S. 02/16/09 4:19 am

You rock. f*ck the haters. And more over, f*ck you guys for making me think you were closing! You suck. Now I'm going shopping bitches!!!!!!!

Shannon 02/16/09 4:30 am

I fell for it - bought a few shirts thinking you were closing down - as I mentioned in one order great marketing tool. Happy to expand my T Shirt Hell collection.

Long Ass Name 02/16/09 4:34 am

I am uncertain whether I am in the mood for an angry f*ck or just a release the tension f*ck right now. Sunshine, you made my day. Like, literally. I believe I brought you three customers or so by crying my heart out over the potential loss of the website that has been keeping me entertained for years now. Are we happy that you are actually not giving in to the sh*tload? HELL YEAH!

Rat Girl (cape and all) 02/16/09 4:35 am

"HELL" f*ck YES!!! I knew you were bullsh*tting us (a.k.a. f*cking us into 'buy some t-shirts you lazy pieces of sh*t' submission)!! Now unpack those bags you never left with and get your asses in gear! It's time to make the world a not so make-me-want-to-commit-suicide-with-a-polar-bear kind of place. Love, Peace and Kentucky Fried Chicken Grease

Phil 02/16/09 4:38 am

You sneaky sneaky f*ckers. Well, you got me off my arse to buy a couple of shirts, so how can I complain?

smylex 02/16/09 4:38 am

You f*ckin' dickhe*d...you had me going there for a bit. Glad you're not closing up shop. In these politically correct times, we NEED your shirts. Keep up the great work!

Medium Pimp 02/16/09 4:39 am


DV 02/16/09 4:48 am

Yep, nothing has changed. You sh*t is still overpriced.

Mike Munro 02/16/09 4:55 am

Thank f*ck you're not closing down, the world needs freedom of speech and a bloody good laugh!

Pure Evil 02/16/09 4:59 am

f*ck You! Don't ever stop, thanks for bringing some joy to me miserable existence.

jimmy 02/16/09 5:00 am

I f*cking love these bastards. its not closing down AND worse than hell is back. its like finding out your mom isnt really dead.

Dirt Whisperer 02/16/09 5:03 am

Glad to see you're staying with us Sunshine. The world would be a lesser place without you.

D 02/16/09 5:04 am

You beautiful bastard, you.

swanny73 02/16/09 5:05 am

You utter c*nts. In fact you utter spastic c*nts! I just had to max my girlfriends credit-card to get a last order in( one of the shirts was for her so i have no guilt). Nice bit of scamming though. Good continued luck.

Blaine 02/16/09 5:06 am

That was great I love it. Glad to know it was a hoax. Yea I was one who thought it was real. Good to have to back even though you never left.

Chantelle 02/16/09 5:08 am

But seriously, you didn't need to pull a gay publicity stunt and scare me like that. :(

Im OK, Your OK 02/16/09 5:13 am

You dirty bastard, you got me. Good one!

Kevin McCrindle, Scotland. 02/16/09 5:14 am

You c*nts rule!

Bizzle 02/16/09 5:15 am


Steve 02/16/09 5:16 am

This country needs more greedy, thoughtless, and uncaring capitalists! Thank the gods you are staying in business.

Robin D\'Arcy 02/16/09 5:17 am

wow i fell for that - i havnt had the money to buy your T's in the past so when i heard you were going out of business i took a small loan out to buy me 11 t-shirts wow im pissed but really excited to get my new tshirts WOOP WOOP

Devil Woman 02/16/09 5:17 am

you guys are f*cking awesome!!! LMFAO!!! and I actually thought you were closing....serves me right for thinking when I should be in the kitchen =P

Gem 02/16/09 5:24 am

sh*t. Was hoping to get a 'f*ck, we have to shift this stock soon' bargain. Pleased you're still here though f*ckers :D

Christina 02/16/09 5:28 am

Yay!!! :)

daphne 02/16/09 5:35 am

Hehehehe. Not only is the joke on us, but I finally got my son that "Your mom - rated E for everyone" shirt he's been wanting for a year.

I love you.

When I kill my husband, I'm going to stalk you. But, politely of course. No one wants an impolite stalker.


Mache 02/16/09 5:39 am

You fooled me. You actually fooled me. I'm glad that I did or I would never had bought a T-shirt from you. I'm also glad that your company will still continue to exist. You do a lot for the freedom of speech and telling people to "light up". Everything does not need to be serious and you that nobody is allowed to censor anybody.

Anyway, keep on for the sake of speking freely!

Robbie 02/16/09 5:41 am

Words cannot describe how funny this is. Sunshine, you are proof that you don't have to have morals to have DAMN good business ethics. Bravo.

I almost framed my receipt from my last order so i could remember you guys...cause i know that one day I will proably be ashamed of all the shirts i have, or not.

Peace, love, afro grease.

Mike Watson 02/16/09 5:41 am

I love that. I bet that was a huge sale, you kick ass, and thanks for bringing back the good sh*t.

Parker 02/16/09 5:41 am

love the shirts(and the stunt) f*cking so glad you guys aren't shutting up shop. while your in the business of bringing back shirts would love to get my hands on the easy like sunday morning one and my chemical romance. keep up the good work

SYKOFREAK 02/16/09 5:45 am

I an so f*cking thrilled you pulled one over on my ass. I fell for it an bought shirts. I am the sucka now! I was panicing for the last few weeks!

Deena 02/16/09 5:45 am

I f*cking love you guys!

LMFAO 02/16/09 5:45 am

u guys f*ckin' rock!

SANDER f*ckING COHEN 02/16/09 5:47 am

Sunshine Megatron; Putting Fans and critics to shame since `03. Well played sir.

i58784 02/16/09 5:49 am

First of all I am glad you are going to keep things going(you got me for 5 shirts...bastard).
Nice one ball chugger, I'll be picking through my choices on your death for a while before I make my final decision on how I am going to...umm err...guess on what could happen. Hell I just want the ashes, f*ck the mantle I can pack you in an enema....squirt squirt :)

Omar 02/16/09 5:49 am

f*ckIN A!!!!
This is excellent news!! you should be an advetiser...these tactics work like a charm!

GLENDA McMILLIN 02/16/09 5:53 am

I'm so excited you're not leaving. I buy your shirts for my son,who has the same sick sense of humor as me. Thank you for not leaving.

Bwitcher 02/16/09 5:55 am

dudemanbro...thats just grand. I woulda sentcha all some love mail beggin u to stay and everything, but I had a feeling this was more than f*cked up because you bastards only gave a 10% off discount *although couldn't blame ya cause of the economy n all that* but yeah. I was genuinely upset about the fact that normally you'd give out us subscribers some like awesome fantastic deal and not even give the rest of the f*ckers any damn discount =P I mean. common. really. Couldn't you have made the joke a little better so you weren't just pissing on your loyal customers, making them spend the last droplets of their only earnings/savings. I was gonna buy a shirt, but I just didn't have the cash yet. Yet two days later my friend gave me some sh*t for wanting to buy some mush over an expensive tshirt because 'I'd never be able to get one again'. I just figured I already had a few of yer shirts before that I'd have to like one day try to auction off on ebay or some sh*t if I wanted to be able to survive this economy BS. heh. blah. I just like wasted five million characters on you bastards that have way too much mail already cause its effin almost 7 am and I have been having one of my stupid insomnia periods. fokin eh man.

as mad as i am at you f*ckheads right now, i have to admit it was a purdy good joke and i cant be too mad cause i didn't decide to purchase sh*t and yer sticking around. Guess I can try n forgive ya a lil ;) blah. f*cking blah.

catchick78 02/16/09 5:57 am

So glad you guys are sticking around. I was kinda bummed when I heard your little joke, but now quite happy you guys are such assholes & decided to play such an awesome joke. Your shirts are always great conversation pieces at all the parties we have. In fact, my kids & other parents enjoy the smart remarks that other parents have to say about the adorable shirts we buy our children from there, such as why would you let your kids where shirts with the word ass on it. I just simply resond with, can your baby read? Than what are you worried about? Get's them every time. Thanks again for such amazing shirts. Keep up the good work. P.S. how aboout a 15-20% off coupon sent to members to show your love & appreciation!

Dunce 02/16/09 5:58 am

5 t' shirts where bought... I figured they would make great x-mas gifts. I bought them with a tear in my eye and a heavy heart thinking... why? why, t'shirt hell are you leaving me? Its going to take sometime for my heart to recover. But with some therapy we might make this relationship work after all.

P.S. I am glad your home

Your loyal customer

Joe Bane 02/16/09 6:02 am


john 02/16/09 6:05 am

lol everything about this is lame and predictable

drunk_n_rowdy 02/16/09 6:05 am

they don't like it f*ck em! way to go Tronsun Megashine!!!

Cage 02/16/09 6:07 am

We've all been had!! If I have to be "had" the only man who can "have" me would be S.M. The Jesus Blog goes way too far, It impressed me and me fall more in love with this site and I challenge you to go to an even more offensive level. By the way, where's the "I Swear I Didn't Know She Was 3" shirt. Pull your balls out of your panties and being THAT one out of the vault.

Stoned Crose 02/16/09 6:10 am

You f*cking co*ck smoker! I just bought 4 mutherf*cking shirts and spent money I didn't have now you bring back some good sh*t and I gotta buy more. Thanks a lot jack-hole.

f*ck-ya later,

Ad Leonard 02/16/09 6:15 am

Scott Baio told me you were kidding, but I didn't believe him.

coa 02/16/09 6:20 am

As a physician, I�d be so happy to own one Coma Sutra shirt... but I live in Brazil, had international credit card issues, and couldn�t resolve it in time to get one before you�d close down. So, the fact that you�ll still be working will give me another chance to buy it (or to procrastrinate buying it for a few months/years). Thanks a lot and f*ck you for the obvious but still anxiogenic false news.

Kub 02/16/09 6:21 am

GAH! You f*ckin got me right in the poop chute there... way to get me off my ass and decide which shirts I really wanted.
you f*ckers rock...

atethedingothatatemybaby 02/16/09 6:21 am

f*ck YEAH!! And to think I was going to go on a killing spree and then kill myself over this sh*t... whew

Nikola 02/16/09 6:22 am

Great! Now start shipping to Serbia! >_>

Jason Andreoni 02/16/09 6:25 am

f*cking AWESOME! Hats off to you sir. Let the depravity continue. And your next shirt should say f*ck YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE on the back and a dead comedian on the front.

darkjeebus 02/16/09 6:27 am

I f*cking love you guys.

Jay 02/16/09 6:28 am

Haha, you f*ckers! Saying you're closing down then not...but it's cool. I'd much rather see you still in business f*cking around with customers a bit than actually going out of business like the rest of the country! Congrats on the sale results so far!

f*ckyea 02/16/09 6:28 am

HAHA I was one that bought like 108$ worth of tees when I didn't really have the money in the first place.

Ah well, at least I got to finally buy all those tees, even though my kids will starve. hah. eat up, johnny, this tee is 100% organic!

f*ckyea, i'm so happy ur staying around...i figured your motive was the economy, whatever your action came out to be.


Joeko CR 02/16/09 6:31 am

f*ck ye! you irritable over chivalrous female intercrural foramen... I, as many of your aficionados thought this was a load of bullsh*t but after week two doubt clouded the publicly known sight of Sunshine Megatron we all had and for a minute there thought you might actually be closing and did give a rats ass about what the shirt fannatics had to say about it, that goes to show we was wrong and you are still the same cocaine ass snoring crack head lots love to hate. Well played!

Pick one of my submittions for the new and improved T-shirt Hell >;-)

Brock 02/16/09 6:31 am


IfYouDon\'tKnowByNowI\'mNotTellingYou 02/16/09 6:32 am

Ok so I was just going to rip off your pics and print my own shirts, but seeing as you are sticking around I will just keep buying them from you.....Cheers silly bitchs.

A-Jay 02/16/09 6:32 am

f*ck I love tshirt hell.

Jason 02/16/09 6:34 am

f*cking sh*t how did I know...

Shannon 02/16/09 6:35 am

I got so upset when i heard, i rushed and bought 2 Tshirts that i really wanted, you sure lite a flame under my ass, good call!
These Tshirts are great and I KNOW ALL IN GOOD FUN! I hate people!!
KEEP making great Tshirts!!! Love em!
My sister was all upset when i told her you were going out of business, she said "sh*t, i never got to order anything" so she will be happy to know you are still ROCKIN!
Stay Funny!

Cheri 02/16/09 6:36 am

i f*cking love you!

Ron 02/16/09 6:37 am

I suspected something but couldn't take the chance. So I took the bait and bought your disgusting, immoral, offensive-in-the-eyes-of-God t-shirts. You Rule!

Capt. Felonious Blinko 02/16/09 6:37 am

Good Thinking Sunshine....That news makes my Dick as hard as chinese arithmatic !

The Reverend Cd 02/16/09 6:39 am

I love you. f*ck you. And where've my f*cking shirt?

-CHris. 02/16/09 6:45 am

f*ck you X 400. That's 1 f*ck you for ever dollar I spent in the last two weeks because I thought I wouldn't be able to buy another t-sh*t (sic) from you. f*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyou. I can't afford that sh*t. f*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyouf*ckyou.

tiela 02/16/09 6:47 am

thank doG!!! ive never been so relieved in my life!!! you scared the f*ckin sh*t outta me...but i'd rather that than see you guys go. can't wait to offend more people. thanks for helping so immensely with that.

Daenub 02/16/09 6:50 am

Outstanding!!! Bravo folks that was one hell of a bluff lol.

Slow On The Uptake 02/16/09 6:54 am

Oh well, I have it on excellent authority that gullible people live longer. So my 17-yr-old son gets some new tees and I get to be the "cool mom."

c*ntalicious 02/16/09 6:57 am

You rock!

Jenn 02/16/09 7:02 am

You genius mother f*cker! You should have a going out of business sale every month. The furniture store down the street from me does it all the time and they make an ass load of money every time they paint those words on the damn window. People are guliable ass wads and will believe anything!

OzmodiusNC 02/16/09 7:03 am

Nice one bitch....I spent my meth money for that day to buy these shirts. So its back into Grammy's purse for some more.....
I should have known that anyone names Sunshine was a devious bitch. Keep it up.

itsrach2u 02/16/09 7:04 am

I f*cking love you and your shirts! hell yes

Lou Cipher 02/16/09 7:06 am

I kind of figured something was up, but on the off chance that it wasn't I bought like 10 shirts that I'd been wanting for a while. Usually I give my wife a list of the ones I like and she buys me a couple for Christmas or my birthday. So what this really means is that you need to come up with some new sh*t before July.

Mark 02/16/09 7:06 am

Thanks for sticking around.

Steve 02/16/09 7:08 am

Haha, you got me (us) Happy as f*cking hell this website aint going NOwhere! LOVE IT!!! KEEP IT CRANKING out offensive tshirts for me to shock my friends and coworkers with!

Steve Lewis 02/16/09 7:09 am

Thats great. Lie to us about leaving. We give you a bump up. I spend what little extra I have, and you prove that your full of sh*t. so I like the humor not the lier. Zf*ck you very much. your no better then those idiots that bitch about your great clothing. To bad they are owned by someone the has to lie to supporters.

Bryan 02/16/09 7:12 am

who would've thought in the time it takes a back-breaking american to clock out from work you could have rallied the internets together for a hell-inspired koombayah. i dont buy it. after carefully reading the entirety of the responses so far and graphing certain "patterns" and symbolic symbolism i see exactly what's going on here. you still better stay open til i get my stimulus check. I NEED SHIRTS!

Jeff 02/16/09 7:15 am

Sweet...totally sweet...I bought four shirts out of fear and now I am too happy your staying to be pissed about it. The assholes in DC should put you in charge of the economy you sweet motherf*cker you!

Yaanu 02/16/09 7:17 am

f*cking with the minds of your fans by announcing a termination all in the interest of gaining profit?

Now THAT is funny. There should be a T-Shirt of that.

James The Bass Bastard 02/16/09 7:17 am

f*cking Awesome. I knew from the first news letter you were f*cking with us. Or maybe it was the excess lube running down the back of my leg.

Ernesto 02/16/09 7:18 am

Dude! Lying to your fan base to make money is hilarious. I'm totally giving you my money in the future. Wicked!

Frank 02/16/09 7:20 am

You spaghetti eating stout drinking baby rapping mother f*cker, welcome back you asshole..

We love you & your mom..

Karl Kove 02/16/09 7:22 am

I SO saw this coming!

I kept saying to myself that this sounds like a mother f*cking PR-stunt!

A genious one tho'.
If I wasn't so f*cking broke I would have bought some shirts, just to be on the safe side :P

Runespawn 02/16/09 7:25 am

Yes! YES!!!!!!! OH MY f*ckING GOD, YES!!!!!! *c*ms all over the monitor* Ah f*ck, hold on a second guys *licks it off* There we go. Sorry, that photo of Gary was far too stimulating. Where was I? Oh yes. Thank you, Sunshine Megatron, for being a lying, cheating, Nazi fa*ggot's bastard. Before I send that envellope bomb in the post to your address and cut off your goldfish's co*ck and watch it cum in your eye, I'd like to present you with the Golden blowj*b Award for being the black Irish jew c*nt that you are. I hate you man. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

But goddamn it, you know how to work a shaft. Respect, nigg*!!! And thanks for keeping the site open, good to have you back after your gay publicity stunt. I won't be not falling for that again. Just you watch, pal. Now unzip so I can lick your cl*tor*s!!


Stewart 02/16/09 7:27 am

Ha ha ha, what a brilliant marketing ploy. Keep up the good work!!

Jebus 02/16/09 7:28 am

Thank the maker!
I've already bought several shirts these last couple weeks to honor the death of TSH. Now I'm going to buy more to celebrate the resurrection.
I'm marking this day on my calender as TSH Easter. Rise from your grave!

mike 02/16/09 7:33 am

you know it's like your mad because you got duped into spending fifty bux on three shirts but at the same time your happy as hell that you guys aren't going anywhere....... FIght the good fight...

Chuck 02/16/09 7:34 am

That is AWESOME. That was the ultimate mother-f*cking rick-roll! You're f*cking right about us being lazy. I haven't bought a shirt in four years, but I had been eyeing a couple. "Some day," I said. And you f*ckers practically ripped the cash out of my anus (convenient and pleasurable for me, annoying for the recipient).

I thought that I was pissed for the deception, but being a Marketing major and a connoisseur of fine jokes, this may in fact be one of the most genius/side-splitting marketing strategies ever. The best part is that I'm sure some of the most loyal, supporting customers are pissed now.

I think you finally have taken a swing at everyone. Congratulations, assholes. I hate you, and I love you. Point taken. I'll buy more shirts now.

Brizzle 02/16/09 7:34 am

You know, I was a tad offended, but then I realized that they're just words. Words are powerless unless you let them affect you. So why let some silly words on a f*cking t-shirt ruin your day? There's so much more important sh*t in the world to be worried about.... like the next time I'm gonna have sex.

Sarah 02/16/09 7:34 am

Anon, you make me lol

Sunshine, I admit it, you got me. But f*ck YES. If it weren't for this stunt, my cheap ass friend never would have lent me his credit card to order some shirts (my card is nonexistent -- I should get on that). I'm glad you're stickin' around (great show). Now just bring back the Happy Shirts! I'm wearin' one right now. And I want more.

Love from "Failure"

Angie C 02/16/09 7:35 am

aaaaaaaaaw, yay!
You'd put me in a funk the past two weeks!!!!

Serial 02/16/09 7:37 am

Please bring back "if jesus come back we'll kill him agin"!! :)
I missed this one.
Btw thank you for all the fish ;)

Speed Thrills 02/16/09 7:37 am


lilangi 02/16/09 7:40 am

you guys are assholes! I admit you got me, the only tshirt site that I truly enjoy, and you go and f*ck with all of us, keep up the good work and keep the shirts comin'!

WestGrove69 02/16/09 7:40 am

You sorry sack of sh*t... I spent hard earned money to buy shirts just because this was like the end of the world for me... I don't think I could possibly respect you any more than I do right now... manipulative tool... I love you.

Iman Azol 02/16/09 7:41 am

Hah. If this is a surprise, you're a f*cking moron.

And probably voted for 0bama.


Josh Fieldhouse 02/16/09 7:43 am

My emergency gift site is saved! Thank God (or Satan)!

Jake 02/16/09 7:43 am


bombadil 02/16/09 7:50 am

I didn't know either of the nations you mention had the technology to make gay robots...

P.L. 02/16/09 7:50 am

First, let me mention that I'm not one of the dumbasses that kept flooding you with hate mail, or sued you or tried to poison your coffee - I'm one of those loyal fans who stuck by you since 2001 and sent you encouraging emails and that, as you said, "KICK f*ckING ASS AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU ALL". I bought from you before and intended to buy from you again... That is, until you lied just so I will buy a few more shirts along with my friends - also huge fans of yours, by the way, which I persuaded to join in, thinking you were going out of business. We bought 8, thinking this would be our last chance of ever getting another f*cking amazing tshirthell design. Shipment alone was over 60$ but we didn't care... Why the hell would you pull this sh*t on your own people, the ones that did the complete opposite of the assholes you keep mentioning? This isn't a joke - and I'm a guy who got every single sick joke you put up. We kind of feel betrayed, to tell you the truth - not over exaggerating. Stimulate the economy?! f*ck the economy, we're not even from the U.S! You want stimulation, go buy a vibrator. :-(
Nevertheless, keep up the good work.

RR 02/16/09 7:53 am

I LOVE YOU. With that said, I will get back to the kitchen.

mike armour 02/16/09 7:53 am

though i feel retarded for being duped,its a good kind of retarded, the kind you can easily point and laugh at and drool to make fun of. Tshirt Hell LIVES!!!f*ck YES!!

Crazy-8 02/16/09 7:55 am

AMEN & a hardy HELL YES! Keep the comedy and hatemail flowing Sunshine Meatron. I would've hated for my favorite shirt site to close and take away my chances to further f*ck with the public with shirts that make the real people laugh and the punks try to fight me. As soon as I get my next pay, I'm spending as much as I can of it on here. Hahaaa, Viva el T-shirt Hell.com!

???? 02/16/09 7:56 am

You cheeky f*cker!! Did I just fall for that sh*t too?? Wow..and to think I poured my heart out and told you how proud I was of you for being a champion of the first amendment!

Well played sir... Well played! Dick! ;)

DeeWoo 02/16/09 7:57 am

HOORAY, that's the best news I have gotten all day!
either I didnt have a good day, or I might love this site a bit too much!
Thanks guise! :P

JAK 02/16/09 8:00 am

Thank God and JESUS CHRIST your not going anywhere. I can postpone my murder/suicide until another day. f*ck You very much. by the way murder backwards is redrum and I drink it on occasion.

chrissy 02/16/09 8:01 am

YOU GUYS ARE f*ckING AWESOME!!! it just never made any sense as why u were closing yet still rinning all the usual contests i mean wtf that was awesome you guys rock love it keep it going!!!

Mitzi 02/16/09 8:02 am

I just wanna say thank you! Thank you for not bowing down to those ignorant assholes who have nothing better to do but to try to make everyone as miserable as they are. I admire people who will just say "f*ck YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!"

Black puss* 02/16/09 8:02 am

Exceptional marketing tactic. Best news is you're sticking around. It would be a lonely t shirt buying experience without you. Keep f*cking us around like that, it just makes us love this place more!

Betsy Bishop 02/16/09 8:07 am

If I thought there were a god, I would be saying THANK GOD FOR YOUR SICK SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!! I'm 57 and just don't get the thinking of those self-righteous sticks in the mud. Better enjoy life now. We'll all be dirt pretty soon. The sooner the better I say.

SKS 02/16/09 8:08 am

I knew it! For months I did nothing but lurk and laugh at T shirts I never thought I would wear in public. And then I got the closing newsletter... I thought it was a gimick.. and yet I broke down and bought 4 shirts. I still fell for it! Ha Ha, I'm such a sucker. Well played Mr. Megatron.

I look foward to your new shirts, no longer as a lurker, but as a customer. Good luck, welcome back and well played. ^_^

Jacob Moore 02/16/09 8:12 am

I think this was a brilliant marketing strategy. I didn't buy any shirts because I'm a puss*, but I spread the word of your approaching demise and hopefully some of those f*ckers bought something.

Hats off to you guys for the great idea, good luck in the future, and as soon as you make a super sweet 80s era half-shirt with a blonde in a bikini with teased up hair that says "T&A Patrol" on it, I'm there!

Alex 02/16/09 8:12 am

Hell yeah! we all got owned haha ^_^ glad it wasn't true

and please bring back celebrity suicide tour t-shirt

Where Sperm goes to Die. 02/16/09 8:19 am

Dearest Sunshine,

I'm so relieved! I was wondering what I would do for cum rags when I'm sucking my father's co*ck. It's just not a real experience unless I can drool his pecker snot onto an authentic T-Shirt Hell product. Bless You & your team. (... and by "bless" I mean rim heavily and lick your navel from the inside!) And for the haters, "f*ck 'em where they breathe."


Rodsta 02/16/09 8:20 am

Ha Ha good on ya. f*ck whoever didn't get the joke. Keep rocking the world and f*ck me too!

Rex 02/16/09 8:22 am

I think I just came a little.

Jeremy 02/16/09 8:23 am

U are the f*ckING MAN!!!! you had everyone going. Kudos! WE are all silly nigg*rs in the presence of the King nigg*r.

Steph 02/16/09 8:27 am

Un-f*cking-believable! Thanks to you assholes I am now homeless! I used my last paycheck to by your Satanic shirts instead of paying my rent. At least i will have the most kick ass bumb apparel of all the other hobos!

dorothy tupitza 02/16/09 8:29 am

you guys are douchebags! I wasted a perfectly good gift certificate on a t that i didnt even like that f*cking much because of the time crunch!! enjoy my money now chowderheads because i'm not buying any more shirts from you!

David Bockenkamp 02/16/09 8:32 am


Dynamite 02/16/09 8:33 am

Dude.....you f*cking rock! lol!

Cate 02/16/09 8:33 am

Good, because I couldn't afford the f*cking Classy shirt during the sale, since my job as a hooker hasn't been going so well lately. It's a sad day when the economy gets to the sex trade, you know?

Ninja 02/16/09 8:39 am

You cheeky minxes...Long Live Hell!

Katman 02/16/09 8:40 am

I ordered three shirts and now the drunen whor*s of Pittsburgh are starving. Spent my last shekles on shirts to help piss off the world. They'll have to
feend for themselves for a week or two. At least I'll have three clean tee shirts soon. Thanks laundry is pilin' up fast.

Bite ME 02/16/09 8:41 am

f*cking genius doing this during tax time. If I hadn't just gotten my refund I never would have bought the shirts. And people say smoking pot makes you stupid...good job proving society wrong.

Marne 02/16/09 8:41 am

Well, hell! I feel cheated BUT I am SO GLAD you are here to stay!

greeneyes1079 02/16/09 8:45 am

f*ck you guys for rocking so hard and making me buy 8 shirts cause I thought this was the end of a PC hating era. Here I was thinking that I would have to come up with new and exciting ways to offend people on my own. Thanks for the greatest scheme ever and giving me 10% of shirts that I would have gladly paid full price for. Keep pissing people off, it makes me and thousands of others laugh!!

babe007 02/16/09 8:46 am

f*ckin' Great, I have been buying last minute shirts for my friend's and finally bought my own, BAAAAA means NOOOOOOOOO, hey I live in New Mexico where the men are men and the sheep are really gettin' f*cked everyday! Keep it up. My best friend in ichigan is the OLY person I know who would were the shirt 'Slaves gets sh*t done'. Now send me my free 'Hitler shirt" I love it, I'm german and a WASP, but your humor has been a lifesaver in these financial f*ckin' times.

jsm 02/16/09 8:47 am

a. I was right, you were lying

B. Wonderful, glad I was right.

C. I was not asking for the school shootings art to sell them... I just wanted to make a run of 20 shirts for friends.

D. Idea for a shirt (dedicated to the people who want to kill you):
"In my neighborhood, the language of social justice involves a baseball bat and ski mask.
(referencing the societal concept that prevents worse than hell from working: i.e. propogation of communication such as this, http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3752/is_200211/ai_n9165922

(as much as they are necessary, I hate "social justice" people.)

Thanks for lying,

And really, I mean it, thanks for lying.


Eyal 02/16/09 8:50 am

That was so f*cking awsome. I am so happy right now I think I just came a little. f*ck ya dude! T-Shirt Hell is back!!! HELL YA BITCHS!!! HELL f*ckING YA!!!!!1111111eleven

jim 02/16/09 8:52 am

Hey, stoopid, c*nt is spelled with a K

AMH 02/16/09 8:54 am

WHOOOHOO! Usually, if a guy lied to me to get my money, I'd kick his ass to the curb with a stiletto heel. In this case, I'm happy I was lied to. Just remember to tell me you still love me in the morning while I'm shelling out the cash....

m3lt 02/16/09 8:55 am

OH MY f*ckING GAWD! Good one TSH!
Seriously, I almost went to debt in a shopping spree LOL!

Now I can postpone my awesome tshirts later this month!

f*ck YEAH! Thanks so much to all the staff at TSH.

Skilz22 02/16/09 8:57 am

We got pwned bitch!! Glad to see the best T-shirt site in the universe will live on!

crmos8 02/16/09 8:57 am

I suspected as much, but out-f*cking-standing!! Keep up the good work.

Iman Azol 02/16/09 9:03 am

Cougar: Move in with me and you won't have to fake a cry to get me to open my wallet. Just open your legs, your ass, or your mouth. Fair's fair. Though if you really want to cry, I can punch you in face, too, so you don't have to fake it.

JonMuckyMuck 02/16/09 9:05 am

I got AIDS on purpose because i thought you were serious...i was going to get a job at taco bell and drip my blood in the ground beef just because this world had taken TSH from me. I suppose i dont HAVE to do that now...but i still am just a guy with cool shirts and AIDS so f*ck it...enjoy your crunch wrap supremes bitch f*cks.

Lizzie McGuire 02/16/09 9:09 am

I was going to join the mass of suicides that have followed the announcement of the closing of t-shirt hell, like those f*cking idiots who killed themselves when Kurt Cobain blew his brains out, but I didn't want to be a puss*. Now I can cum all over their puss* graves. I'm going to celebrate by molesting my neighbors dog.

Satanically yours,

Lizzie McGuire

XXL AL 02/16/09 9:10 am

f*cking brilliant !! I was certain this was ash*tty littletrick and I was right ! Still bought some of the worst nine anyway, just in case. I was going to miss you. KEEP UP THE BAD WORK,you bastards

wolfblade 02/16/09 9:12 am

HOLY f*ck! i actually got worried D=. so glad you guys aren't closing down. good luck to ya from here on out

Twiddle 02/16/09 9:14 am

Out of work, out of money, I still bought shirts and into your slimy paws, you dastardly f*ck. Evil f*cking genius. Somehow, deep down I knew...I loved you...

Lindsay 02/16/09 9:14 am

I shaved my puss* for this?

From Holland with dope. 02/16/09 9:15 am

you son of a bitch.
Come to Holland and i od yah.

No serous,

Good joke.

ps But i still kick you in the balls if i ever meet you. Because i can.

Matt M 02/16/09 9:16 am

f*ckin' A. I love it.

Scott 02/16/09 9:16 am

Ha. Look at all these morons slobbing your co*ck. If I were you I'd pull this sh*t every f*cking week because apparently you have enough people around here who will lick your asshole if you tell them it cures cancer.

janice 02/16/09 9:19 am

I have a love/hate thing going here. My head hurts.

rikketironk 02/16/09 9:21 am

You're a f*cking idiot. In a kind of good, although badsmelling way. Nice scare!

Freddie 02/16/09 9:22 am

This must have been the best marketing campaign ever! I bought two shirts in desperation. How much did it boost your sales?

Chad 02/16/09 9:24 am

You motherf*cker, I hope your ears were burning last night. I was slinging obscenities your way faster than a clean sailor with a wife that has the clap. Thanks for not shutting down, there is hope for America after-all.

marc 02/16/09 9:24 am

Dude you're f*cking nuts man, in a crazy , fun assholish and very entertaining way. I was one of the positive emails you got when I thought this sh*t was closing. I think it's obvious why you did this... you clearly were planning on shutting the site down because you had a rough come down of a three month binder on co*ke, exctacy, lsd, shrooms, pcp and obviously meth. So on this come down you had an epiphany that closing TShirt Hell would be a sweet thing to do. But i'm glad you got your hands on some good sh*t and came around. haha Go f*ck yourself you marketing genius. Peace and War,

MasterPowerful 02/16/09 9:32 am

f*cking assholes! What the f*ck am I supposed to do with all this Kool-Aid and Cyanide now?! My wife an I were going to celebrate your demise with a night of monkey rape followed by the holy Kool-Aid sacrament. Now we're just going to have to wait another 20 years for the celestial window.

Thanks Douchebags!

JetMech 02/16/09 9:34 am

Good for you! Stick it to the man! ...or in the man as the case may be...

Patrick 02/16/09 9:35 am

I f*cking knew this was a publicity stunt. Kudos for generating sales, but it just seems out of character for this site to trick its customers. It's not a big deal, I was just genuinely hoping it was NOT just for publicity this whole time

Debera 02/16/09 9:37 am

Ahhh.... Fear
nothing motivates like it
Good Job

Heather 02/16/09 9:49 am


Matt 02/16/09 9:50 am

Kick ass! Props man you got me off my ass and buying. f*ck you guys, and by f*ck you guys i mean you f*cking rule.

This surprise made my day

kaitco 02/16/09 9:51 am

I was definitely in WTF? mode when I saw the "out of business" bull and, I admit, I even fell for it, but I'm glad I did. I'd been wanting that "manslaughter" shirt and finally bought it. You guys took me...but I've never been so happy to be taken.

Denny 02/16/09 9:52 am

May the atom bomb f*ck Sunshine Megatron up the ass!!!!
Have a f*cked day!!!!
WORK IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never REST IN PEACE...Unless it's a PEACE OF sh*t!!!
And my grandson said if you were here he would piss all over you for supplying his Dad with that stupid shirt he has to wear all the time.
Pucks on it as much as he can in your honor!

John 02/16/09 9:53 am

You all rock! Thank you for keeping your righteous sh*t out here where it can corrupt people like myself who are already messed up enough. I actually went looking for some other vulgar t-shirt site... nothing compares to you, though. f*ckin' A... good work, keep it up :) John

fairy f*cker 02/16/09 9:55 am

f*cking boss

Jeremy 02/16/09 10:12 am

You didn't sell a buncha shirts cuz u lied about closing, it was the 10% discount. We r not COMPLETELY retarded.

Jason 02/16/09 10:15 am

Not going anywhere!!!!!......You guys are AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Blattman 02/16/09 10:15 am

I love you guys so much that if a gay man could marry, I would marry your website. Your shirts are inspirational and funny as f*ck. It reminds you that you should never take life too serious. Learn to f*ckin laugh. Again, thanks for the yuks

David Soderquist 02/16/09 10:18 am

Great to know you're not going anywhere. Can't wait to buy some more f*cked up funny shirts.

Jenn 02/16/09 10:19 am

I f*cking love you. I solemnly swear to keep my promise to buy two shirts a month until I have them all, as well. Thank f*cking God you aren't leaving.

Kevin 02/16/09 10:20 am

EXCELLENT! Now I won't have to go down to the State Capital Building to get some laughs!

Jamie 02/16/09 10:21 am

3 words... Thank you, you legend!

TONI 02/16/09 10:30 am

i knew that reason was too f*cking gay. KEEP ON MAKING THOSE SHIRTS f*ckERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeads 02/16/09 10:31 am

MOTHER f*ckER! just had to get that out of the way before saying Thank You for not taking my favorite place to spend my hubbys money away!!!! Keep'em coming baby, keep'em coming!!!

Jim 02/16/09 10:35 am

Yeah, um, only morons ever thought this was legit anyway. Glad you fooled them!

a.b. 02/16/09 10:41 am

For a moment... a couple of weeks ago, for just... one... moment... I almost took you seriously. I'd say "fudge me" for buying into it... but since I've slacked off and havn't purchased my overflowing wishlist of t-shirt hell items, I guess I'll say "fudge you" instead.

Not that I'm not planning on buying them anyways...

Steve 02/16/09 10:49 am

I Love you guys, glad to see you're still not going anywhere. I knew that the entire time I just didn't want to give it away ... (grin) LOL

Shawn G 02/16/09 10:51 am

You guys rock! I'm so glad you're sticking around.

Jimbobillybob 02/16/09 10:53 am

Oh, like I would have NEVER bought all those shirts if I knew this were a big publicity stunt!? Way to prove your point and wake up the silent (perverted) majority! I'll never take you for granted again!

somecalmetim 02/16/09 10:57 am

It's a good thing I already bought all the shirts of yours that I wanted because you guys are DICKS!! NEVER again LOOSERS!!!

Camp 02/16/09 10:58 am

Well now I feel bad for saving all the designs and taking them to the mall to have the Lebanese jew guy make em for me...

froggy 02/16/09 10:59 am

you rock you black gay robot you. thanks for pushing me to buy all these shirts in the past few days, I'm happy i did. Now go out and help the economy by actually snorting some cocaine off a hooker's ass. at least those motherf*ckers will actually spend the money here rather then send them over to china.

ADHDisSEXY 02/16/09 10:59 am

heh, right on... it got me to buy another shirt. It was cool to see the old designs come back for a minute.

Blaine 02/16/09 11:02 am

hell yeah... I wouldn't have expected anything less... I bought like 9 shirts last week, and I will buy more... I've only bought shirts from TShirt hell, I've tried other sites but they short shipped me and f*cked me around... T Shirt HELL is the best!!!!

Ninerkins 02/16/09 11:03 am

Goddamn... I thought it could've been true since Torsopants was f*cked too. [Even though Tshirt Hell took over] Damn. My boyfriend bought 4-6 shirts for us, too... Ah well. More time to buy more shirts, I guess.

the scamp 02/16/09 11:05 am

Well, sh*t on me. You got me good with this, I totally believed you were closing down and got some more shirts. Thanks for the laughs and the 10% off. Keep on making your f*cking offensive(read: laughable) shirts.

Natalie 02/16/09 11:08 am

THANK f*ckING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pierre toungedabutt 02/16/09 11:13 am

you dirty co*cksucker! i missed car payments to buy shirts before you went out of business.... thats the kinda sh*t those greasy ass jew co*cksuckers do in nyc!

Tobbe 02/16/09 11:17 am

Haha, you assholes. I even bought baby tshirts just to have for whenever that sh*t happens to me (get babies.. hmm.. that rhymes with rabies. wierd).

Holly 02/16/09 11:25 am

I f*cking love you guys, and yes by faking the closing of the site I bought my first shirt, I had to get it before you "closed" of I couldn't go on living....Soldiers Need Hummers: Please Help Support the Cause! if you only knew how many soldiers I've supported ha xoxo

Val 02/16/09 11:28 am

Bravo1 Well done! I feel hook, line and sinker. Who cares? At least now I own 3 shirts I had been thinking about getting. I, for one, welcome my T-shirt Hell Overlords! Glad you're staying in the game.

Fallenmyst 02/16/09 11:30 am

Omg... rofl,.. you guys got me... You know what sucks? I had to put my cat down and I couldn't cover the cost for the cremation cuz I bought tshirts!!!! You bastards! Luckily my BF's mom payed for the cremation AND I got to buy my tshirts >=)) so in the end it's a win win... sorta I still miss my cat T.T

Glad it was all a lie ty for staying.
the Myst

Renface 02/16/09 11:31 am

I knew yer ass wasn't going out of business. I just used you for the 10% off. :D

aimee 02/16/09 11:32 am

i f*ckin knew you werent. its awesome. i think i actually got kinda depressed when i thought you might be. thanks foe all the f*ckin laughs

Sarah 02/16/09 11:35 am

haha you dick :P

Melissa 02/16/09 11:37 am

THANK YOU for giving me a f*cking heart attack! Cant wait to see what comes next!

Drew 02/16/09 11:40 am

this site has made me smile over the years...especially the news letter...glad it isnt going away...rock on sunshine

heather 02/16/09 11:41 am

i f*cking love your guyses shirts!!!!f*ck everyone else who complains about them theyre just jealous of ur guyses success and they wish that they were as funny as u!

Jesse 02/16/09 11:51 am

Well, this just made my day so much better. Well played.

One Winged Angel 02/16/09 11:52 am

f*cking legendary. Now i can buy all the other shirts i wanted but was too broke to this month.
Narrowing my choice down to 2 was painful.

8 t-shirt hell shirts and still going!

BangMElikeawhor*! 02/16/09 11:56 am

thank f*cking god!

AK 02/16/09 12:02 pm

Did you know you made the Aussie papers??? Well, sort of, it was on news.com.au Oh the PUBLICITY! You c*nts....
There should be a "I was f*cken stopped by the tshirthell closure" shirt!!!

Jake Everett 02/16/09 12:04 pm

You are the most awesome asshole ever.

big dirty al 02/16/09 12:06 pm

Those of us in Iraq knew you were full of sh*t the whole time. We deal with liars and retards everyday. But we bought shirts just in case. sh*t faced ass clown. If you ever go "out of business" I am going to anally harass "decimate" everyone you know.

elsewhere 02/16/09 12:08 pm

Rock out, Bitches. I'm still not buying your sh*tty shirts. But I will continue accepting them as presents and/or offerings.
In celebration I'm going to go lube up and f*ck one of them.

david 02/16/09 12:12 pm

Damn, i should of waited for the last "two weeks" to get my 10% off the shirts i purchased the first week you guys mentioned "we're going out of business" i'll be damned. thank god you guys aren't going anywhere.

elsewhere 02/16/09 12:14 pm

By the way, if I guess that I'm going to kill you by blowing your head off, and then I blow your head off, do I still win? Ashes too?
I'll lube up and f*ck them in celebration.

Mia Wallace 02/16/09 12:24 pm

Like I said: I didn't always "get" The Far Side, but I love Gary Larson. I don't always "get" the humor in every shirt, but I love the site and own a bunch of them. I'm glad you spurred me to finally buy 4 of my wishlist items. I've never been so happy to have been lied to.
Please bring back the "Age Of Consent Tour" for my boyfriend!

slu*ttyCustomer 02/16/09 12:27 pm

Fanf*ckingtastic. I bought 2 shirts I wouldn't have bought otherwise since the pound is so sh*t against the dollar. It cost me about �10 more than it usually would.

I still want to have a lot of sex with you though. Call me.

Nebraska 02/16/09 12:27 pm

HELL YES! f*ck those people, were loosing our freedom of speech little by little. T-shirt hell may be our last bastion of hope. stay awesome and bring back "...as a kite"

Greg 02/16/09 12:28 pm

That was awesome...I do own several of your shirts and I was annoyed that you were giving up, but I did convince some of my friends to buy shirts. It is great to have you "back". BTW careful with the murdered contest...these days someone might kill you just to get the money

Hellkyttyn 02/16/09 12:41 pm

f*ck YA!!! I was actually pretty damn worried!!!! But its nice to know your f*ckin classiness will prevail!

Rock Out With Yer co*cks Out!!

Monkey 02/16/09 12:51 pm

It's nice to see my baby sacrifices paid off. All that blood, blood and more blood actually served a purpose.....for once.

Thank you Sunshine Megatron, for all the f*cked up, f*cking hilarious, spec-f*cking-tacular shirts you have created over the years.

and to those who hate, in the immortal words of DX: We got two words for ya: SUCK IT!!!

T.J. 02/16/09 12:58 pm

You f*ckING Rock!!!!!!!!!!!! With my interesting f*cked up family your shirts make the PERFECT xmas gift!!!!! And I'm still going to hold out for the one shirt i truely want to come back. One can hope. But think of it, screw white christmas, A T-Shirt Hell christmas sounds much more interesting. Screw the idiots who can't take a joke, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan 02/16/09 12:59 pm

Hahahhaaha.... You guys ROCK!!!

Dan Carswell 02/16/09 1:02 pm

Ahh well I'm not gonna say I knew it was coming, but I told myself I wouldn't be surprised in the least if exactly this happened. Yes I bought some shirts for the occasion, but hell (or let's just say 'worse than hell') I don't feel suckered in the least. Long live Tshirt Hell and long live the long missed Worse than Hell shirts!

Sandy 02/16/09 1:11 pm

You f*cking rock...I'm a chick and I love your shirts

Stefan Babjak 02/16/09 1:11 pm

I knew it you stupid slice of sh*t. I hope your asshole chaffs from all the gold nuggets you can shove up there from tshirt sales. I love you by the way.

Nate 02/16/09 1:15 pm

hahaha damn u're good i am jealous, so u're not closing down well thank the t-shirts whew... but hey i give props to you all the way. You rock dead babies booties

Jack 02/16/09 1:15 pm

And to think, I already ejacul*ted. You caught me.

Lea 02/16/09 1:16 pm

I knew it! f*ck, I knew it! I love you guys so f*cking much right now... Something this great can never die. I'm out a hundred bucks because I convinced my dad and his credit card that you were going out of business, but I f*cking love you. You can expect to see my money again.
Cheers, you sly bastards!

DiaperMan_inTexas 02/16/09 1:21 pm

Looks like I not only support single moms but I also support some slu*t licking bitch named Sunshine Megatron! Its good to be me!

Now can I get someone to change my piss soaked adult diaper possibly with a finger on my button?

Paul 02/16/09 1:22 pm

You c*nt! I ordered a t-shirt over here in Australia because you misled me to believe you were closing. Just for that, you should give me a free t-shirt. f*cker.

gimpfox 02/16/09 1:23 pm

Oh that is just badass! Nice hoax dude! Also Nice KISSOFF to who the jerks that want to push their morals on others! Thanks for all the laughs sunshine! Glad your not dead!

leah 02/16/09 1:28 pm

glad you're sticking around. still waiting for another chance at the "i f*cked the girl in hanson" shirt.

Chelsea 02/16/09 1:29 pm

This completely made my day, which is usually spent subverting the cultral norms of social oppression that I as a Feminist feel I must do. I plan on continuing to indulge myself in your wares and I don't care if it turns me into a female-chauvanist-pig in the mean time!

demonfafa 02/16/09 1:29 pm

"Just not fun anymore." Like you'd give up all that hard cash, ya Jew.

BiOHaZaRcl 02/16/09 1:29 pm

Great News! Now that you're still open why dont you bring back the Holy f*cking sh*t and/or the IV:XX Shirt ! DO IT!

Spallina 02/16/09 1:29 pm

Does this mean you're not going to stop sending me these sh*tty newsletters 2-4 times a month? f*ck!

Faith 02/16/09 1:41 pm

You f*cking bitches. You f*cking magnificent bitches. Glad to hear you're sticking around!

Jezebelle 02/16/09 1:42 pm

Well bravo I am so in awe of you once again finding away to f*ck over the morons and dumbasses of the world. Thanks you staying and staying true your f*cking awesome. Ive enjoyed your site for years, and do own some of your masterpieces. Thank for giving us heathens a voice!!!

KG 02/16/09 1:45 pm

Best news I've received this year. I'm putting my order in by the end of the day for two f*cking Classy's and one slu*t Hugger.

stacey 02/16/09 1:46 pm

I love you.

Joey K 02/16/09 1:48 pm

This is better news than when i found out that my dad wasn't really my birth father, so I could enjoy him pounding my ass without worrying about all that incest nonsense.

Thanks T-Shirt Hell! :D

Steven S. Mellnick 02/16/09 1:50 pm

Thank you for not caving in. I love you guys, and will continue to support ya'll in every way possible. Keep up the good work!

One Band Mother f*cker 02/16/09 1:50 pm

Now that is some funny sh*t. I'm glad to see it continue. The world needs a reality check every now and then. I say to them, grow a sac or shut the f*ck up.
Keep the site going.

Ecdysozoa 02/16/09 1:52 pm

f*ck ya

Cris 02/16/09 1:52 pm

Bloody, f*cking, wanking sh*tting, tossing great!!! So much time..so many shirts.......ahhh, f*cking t shirt heaven!

lugubrious 02/16/09 1:55 pm

cheap joke, but at least all that participated got a lil' discount....even if it was a shady sales ploy...CONGRATS, you had the whole world going...now I got my "1000's of my potential children died on your daughters face last nite" TORSO PANTS. oh and some of my friends fell for it to and bought a few shirts as well....and at least there is more funny to COME !!

Dean 02/16/09 1:57 pm

Bring back the 'I f*cked the chick in Hansen' shirt!

Turtleknot 02/16/09 1:59 pm

you f*ckers... Good show keep up the good work, while i go blow my load on your mom's chest.

Allen Walker 02/16/09 2:05 pm

I was one of the lucky f*ckers who knew this was a joke, but reading this post was f*cking hilarious and totally made my day. God, how many retarded people exist out there? Closing down tsh with only 10% off? If you really, really wanted to pull some people's legs, I would have suggested taking 20% off or something slightly more. Though 20% off woullllld be nice.

Keep up the good work, f*cker. Hilarious.

Rick 02/16/09 2:10 pm


You're a f*cking liar! I expected that you were going out of business. But, you're just another one of the countless bullsh*tters in this world. This is the most openly-deceptive e-commerce experience that I've ever had. f*ck you!

By the way, I'm looking forward to the new shirts; they're rather funny.


Oren's Garden 02/16/09 2:12 pm


John 02/16/09 2:14 pm

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! I'm SO glad that was a big joke. I told some trim at work that you were going out of business, and she was all upset too.

YOU RULE!!! ...and I'm a gay black amputee hooker with a cleft palate and a VD infested asshole. Oh, and I f*ck my girlfriend's pre-pubescent adopted kids too. Just kidding... I'm not gay.

Wayne From Down Under 02/16/09 2:16 pm


Lushscreamqueen 02/16/09 2:19 pm

Touche' mon Ami. Here was I lamenting soooo much the loss of a company that kept me amused for minutes at a time that I wasted money I don't have to a sucky Australian/American dollar ratio thus spending almost 50% more than anyone else to buy a couple of shirts I really liked but did not really need, and all because I'd probably never see them again, except on ebay, and in a vain belief I was sending my few remaining dollars to a guy who is now unemployed because the universe has no sense of humour. When in fact We were all duped into mega panic spending. I tip my hat the the Master Baiter Salesman. Brilliant marketing ploy. Now where are the f*cking shirts I panic ordered!!

Yami 02/16/09 2:20 pm

I love T-Shirt Hell! =)

devin 02/16/09 2:21 pm

that is f*ckin funny i was like f*ck ill suck dick to gett money to buy the site it cant close and was gonna buy a bunch of shirts but am a broke ass hahahahahahah thats f*cking funny you silly nigg*r you

mary 02/16/09 2:32 pm

even tho I don't always agree with some of your t-shirts,I am glad you didn't cave-f--k censorship.good luck!!Mary ps-I am 61 and love your site!!

DrDrew 02/16/09 2:38 pm


James 02/16/09 2:39 pm

You kick ass and totally rock

your f*ckin momma 02/16/09 2:44 pm

f*ck you you are a total douche bag the worlds got enough liars- no honesty no honor now you can quit fillin my email with your bullsh*t crybaby going out of business e-mails-with all the businesses that are tryin to make an honest go of it why would i continue to support this piece of sh*t over them... i wouldnt help you by pissing in your lying mouth if your f*ckin teeth were on fire and sure as hell wont be sending any more of my hard earned money your way you lying sack of sh*t.

bob 02/16/09 2:45 pm

ha ha you cheeky c*nt.

carl 02/16/09 2:47 pm

When I heard of the "closing" I sent a comment maybe it was like faking youjr death to see how people would act. THat said I also hedged my bets and stock up. WHERE IS MY ORDER? - iIT'S LATE!

Cazza 02/16/09 2:49 pm

f*ck yeah. glad you're staying :) What a surprise! I'm in Australia and we even had the news about you guys closing in the f*cking newspaper. Didn't expect it to be a joke - well done! x

Polak 02/16/09 2:52 pm

f*ckin' co*ck tease!

katie 02/16/09 2:54 pm

thank you for bringing back "worse than hell"...it wasn't the same place without it!!

Davor 02/16/09 2:55 pm

i dont buy it, as much as i love this site, the closing down bullsh*t was a cheap grab for cash and you f*cking know it you snake. You could've appealled to the loyal fans and asked them to buy as much as they could to support the site in hard times, but you didnt, you lied, you lied like a jewish serbian nigg*r bitch, f*ck you.

killacelebrity 02/16/09 2:59 pm

A joke? I'm so proud of you. My eyes are welling up with tears. Keep at it.

one hot mom 02/16/09 2:59 pm

I f*cking knew it!!! Good Job twisted T-Shirt f*ckers!

Jon Hoffman 02/16/09 3:01 pm

Thank f*cking God you guys are staying open. Otherwise, I wouldn't have anywhere else to go to make fun of retarded kids and dirty filthy whor*s.

Smitler 02/16/09 3:02 pm

Suck my Ginger balls Sunshine! I dropped a f*cking c-note on your god damn shirts last night because I fell for you Jew trickery. Well played asshole.

large-chested Nazi Bitch 02/16/09 3:07 pm

You f*cking dicks rule. I'm glad to be spending my hard-earned unemployment money while lying on my cum-stained couch on your wonderful shirts about tickly abortions, stinky puss* and limp co*cks. I'm from Germany, where, contrary to popular belief, people can still have a hearty laugh about f*cked-up sh*t. You are an excellent liar, are you gunning for a government position? I want to f*ck you in the worst way!~Claudia

Meghan 02/16/09 3:08 pm

I thought it might be a fake out, but regardless, I now have four shirts I love. Well, done and keep making a fortune!

f*ckinmick 02/16/09 3:10 pm

way to con me into buying some sh*t! i kinda had a feeling but fell for it anyways... and since your mom hasn't left any shirts on my floor lately i had to get some on my own...

justsomeguy 02/16/09 3:10 pm

Is it too late to cancel my order? I feel defrauded.

CARL 02/16/09 3:10 pm

When I heard of the "closing" I sent a comment that maybe it was like faking your death to see how people would act at your funeral. That said ...I also hedged my bets and stocked up. WHERE IS MY ORDER? - IT'S LATE!

Sheena 02/16/09 3:12 pm

Haha when i furst read the whole going out of business sh*t, i was like "yeah right". People who can't take a joke but can take dicks up the ass while screaming god's name are puss*es and hypocrites. Keep em coming!!

Adam 02/16/09 3:13 pm

sneaky little bastard...i was devastated the past few weeks. i was f*cking inconsolable. well played. i've been wondering how you could possibly close now that we have a black man as president...all those poor helpless jokes wasted!

John B 02/16/09 3:16 pm

good, you are not leavin. I can cancel that 2 kilo shipment of heroin to feed my tsh jones.

rusty slagle 02/16/09 3:17 pm

You are a f*cking messiah man! We need about ten million more mother f*ckers just like you in this sh*tty ass place. Keep it going!

Soulgirl 02/16/09 3:24 pm

LOL.. you f*cking c*nts.. there was me wondering where my next abusive tee would come from and all the while you were yanking my f*cking chain! Woohoooo :o)

Bill 02/16/09 3:24 pm

Hey Sunshine, That's a good one! I'm glad you're staying. But I really didn't give a f*ck that you were leaving. Poop.

DECEPT-A-CON!!! 02/16/09 3:27 pm

Four whor* and seven queer ago, GIVE ME MY f*ckING MONEY BACK or not! I should have always doubted you Sunshine, & i thanx u. For, you are the one who gave hepatitis to the sea. There aren't enough bottles of mouthwash, in the world, to cover the stinch of your co*ck-suckery.

P.S. Any know where I can buy some E
batteries? Oh, I'm shutting down my site: www.didtheydrownyetusethe.net/tocheck
Where death goes to die?

m@ 02/16/09 3:34 pm


Oh, that's right. You don't.

Carry on, then, f*ckers. And bring back "WWJD for a Klondike Bar." I left mine with my ex.

J-F 02/16/09 3:35 pm

Que demander de plus?? im f*ckin glad man!

and please bring back some 420 tshirts ! and Wiid !
stoners need their own shirts !

Jon 02/16/09 3:37 pm

f*ck you guys for lying to us like that.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA at you guys lying to us like that!
Keep at it!

Rowena 02/16/09 3:52 pm

Well, hell's ding dong! What a great joke, and may I say that I am delighted you aren't leaving the world-wide-web thing, and I look forward to your rants and raves and pms-inspired blogs for all eternity! (maybe I'll even buy a shirt now,,,)

Mosparx 02/16/09 3:53 pm

Yew f*ckin beyotch! I suspected THIS after your bullsh*t One-Cent-Sale ruse. You came "This Close" to getting me to fork over the cash for the "I Bet You Vote NEXT Time, Hippie" shirt. And I agree, all this PC-ness bullsh*t is f*cking up what America was built upon. We NEED this "National Lampoon" kind of irreverence to keep us Loyalists Sane! FTW!!!

the miz 02/16/09 3:54 pm

i love you motherf*ckers!!! that was a bad ass email! learn to take a joke you stupid asses!!! if you dont like this site or the t-shirts they produce... then go on another site... if you child came on this site on "accident"... f*ck you, you f*cked up parent... you should monitor your kids better you stupid f*cks!!! -one happy son of a bitch... (yeah, she is a bitch)

Pam 02/16/09 3:55 pm

So you know, I'm a feminist. Not all of us are humorless c*ntflaps. ;)

Kyle 02/16/09 3:58 pm

I was getting tired of being up all night trying to figure out where I would now be able to pick up such offesnsive t shirts. I can rest peacefully now, thank you and your employees that are willing to put up with all those idiots that can't take a f*cking joke.

J.C. 02/16/09 3:59 pm

Thank God you are sticking around!!!! we need the laughs. and by the way...f*ck ALL THOSE WHO CANT TAKE A JOKE!!!! All those bleeding hearts out there who are trying to be better then the rest of us. May you all eat sh*t and die......LONG LIVE THE RiGHT OF FREE SPEECH!!!!! Look forward to some more of the "good stuff"

missy 02/16/09 3:59 pm

i love you and your f*cking sh*tty attitude. thanks for making this sick f*ck laugh.

Sophie 02/16/09 4:00 pm

Don't you just love t-shirt hell? No matter how f*cked up they are, you just gotta love 'em

miller420 02/16/09 4:03 pm

AHAHAHA NO f*ckING WAY. Could you believe i almost shedded a tear when i heard tshirthell was going out of buisness! This site had brought me many laughs over the years. I still have my "I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS" tshirt and the "MY LIFE SUCKS... but the special effects are awesome" hood. love it keep goin and f*ck all the haters!!!!!!!!!!

abbey normal 02/16/09 4:05 pm

I love you!!!

diSco BooDuh 02/16/09 4:05 pm

RIGHT ON!!! Despite what the news says...all is right with the world again. Thanks guys.

John 02/16/09 4:07 pm

I f*cking knew it. Now quit your bitchin' and get back to making me t-shirts.

jeremy 02/16/09 4:07 pm

you a truly hilarious and definitly a great entrepenueur ( or however you spell it ) saying your leaving and then not jsut to piss of some people hoping you were leaving. making some mad sales and gettin' the cash the way you need to, anyone who slanders abotu you now can just basically f*ck off cause they're just jealous your smarter then they are. T-Shirt Hell rocks!

Dana 02/16/09 4:18 pm

Thank you for ataying in business. The same people who hate this site stop giving me hours at work.... so i didn't have money to stock pile t shirts like i wanted... though somewhere i knew you werent someone to give in sunshine...

if you ever need a personal bodyguard so even just someone to adore you 24/7... I am here for you. Just send an email and I'll be there.

Greg 02/16/09 4:32 pm

Ah. Good one. My dumb ass dumped my load to buy 5 shirts to stimulate you and all I get is a thank you and a "were still open" t-shirt. Oh wait I didn't get that either. Well sh*t happens. Enjoy my money. I'll enjoy the dirty looks I get with your shirts.

Jimmie James 02/16/09 4:33 pm

You glorious bastards!

Cynical Sam 02/16/09 4:38 pm

Niiiice !! I had my suspicions, but didn't dare hope out loud ! Long Live Sunshine Megatron !!!!


f*ckyou 02/16/09 4:39 pm

Very funny, c*nt. Where's my roman numeral shirt?

Susan E. 02/16/09 4:43 pm

Yeah!!! I am super glad u guyz will still keep on the amazing work! I love the smart humor and am stoked to buy more shirts now that your smart business ruse has woken me to how much I really like your product. Keep up the witty satire guys!
Much love from the eastcoast, Susan

Sean E 02/16/09 4:44 pm

Dude, that was f*ckING SWEET! I was hoping it was a stunt. I went ahead and bought 4 new shirts from you guys anyway. KEEP it UP. I love this sh*t!

M. 02/16/09 4:53 pm

f*cking asshole, you tricked me into ordering my Fall shirts early.... f*ck you, no more money until July '10 asshole

Vanessa Alexandra 02/16/09 4:54 pm

I am SO f*cking happy to read this!! This site has been one of the best places for me, because I love to offend and what better place to do it than buying the amazing shirts from here?

sam 02/16/09 4:56 pm


Maj 02/16/09 5:01 pm

Pure Genious.. Awesome! Love your site by the way!

Rob 02/16/09 5:01 pm

sh*t...I was gonna wait until you were closed then get Amir's Silk Screening down the road to make me the cool ones cheaper.

Pig f*cker 02/16/09 5:03 pm

OK f*ck Face it's good that you came up to your senses --- Now How about a f*cking Mormon T-Shirt? They definitely need a hard beating after Prop 8. I wish I could come up with a the nastiest t-shirt, but I'm leaving that up to you guys since you guys are the professionals.

Tyler 02/16/09 5:04 pm

omg, i rickity feel for it, and i almost cried because i havnt bought a tshirt here yet and i've been out of money the whole 3 weeks! f*ck MY PROSTATE YOUR HERE TO STAY! i'll buy at least 2 this week sometime and more for the futures. HAZAA!

blow me 02/16/09 5:04 pm

jesus christ. there is way too much ass kissing and ball licking going on here. we got it, you're 'part of the club'. get off his knob- he's laughing at you f*cks just as much as he's laughing at the haters. twats.

ScM 02/16/09 5:11 pm

Kinda seen this coming. Bought some shirts just in case. f*ck you. And good one.

Guppy Gurl 02/16/09 5:12 pm

Yes... yes... yes... oh, yes... yeah... oh yes... that's it... right there... YES! You just hit the spot... YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That just f*cken rocks! Best stunt ever!!!! Bet ya creamed it too!!!!!!!

robert 02/16/09 5:21 pm


Lisa Marie 02/16/09 5:28 pm

Knew it & loved it the whole time.. it's why I love this site...

ji*zzes 02/16/09 5:32 pm

I had an inkling, but I still saved all the designs on my harddrive just in case...

xan alexander 02/16/09 5:35 pm

woo hoo! totally f*cking awesome! its alive! can hardly wait to see what ya'll cum up with next... keep up the baaaaad work

Arkles 02/16/09 5:41 pm

Hee hee - thanks; I needed this.

aerofrce1 02/16/09 5:43 pm

You sneaky f*ckers. I had to sell my left titty to afford the shirts I had to have. Granted I have some kick ass shirts and I am thrilled to see you are still going to be there for my t-shirts needs in the future. But all my shirts look weird since there is only one titty underneath. Not only that but my left tit was my favorite.

Stac 02/16/09 5:44 pm

f*ck all of the ignorant c*nts who don't get good humor (or bad...)! This was brilliant as can only be expected. You are ahead of the marketing game. Keep up the weird and sick sh*t bitches. I adore your rotten souls!

Stac 02/16/09 5:46 pm

And f*ck the christians-you mindless sheep!

joocee_fruit 02/16/09 5:48 pm

Just like Christmas!!!

dave mailman 02/16/09 5:54 pm

glad your staying open f*ck the haters I dont always agree with some shirts but I'm not going to buy them Im going to buy the ones I think are f*ckin funny freedom of speech and owning a gun two things we take for granted.love ya gay robot

ms 02/16/09 5:55 pm

no offense but duh... it was your reasons for quitting that gave it away... a couple of mean emails and you weren't gonna sell the company... any one who is a big enough douche to sell these shirts would be douche enough to sell out...
... or prank the tshirthell world

Keith Curtin 02/16/09 5:56 pm

THANK YOU...you guys are the best. Now I don't have to cash in my 401k and get a second mortgage to buy the last great shirt you make. I wouldn't know what to do without you, I would have to walk around all the time with no shirt on. Thank god I don't cuz it's a scary sight!

dennis chapai 02/16/09 5:57 pm

f*ck yea! I have been reposting your letters on myspace for two weeks! so many of my friends will be happy to know you are staying! yess!!!

schwarzkoff 02/16/09 6:03 pm

I purchased $160+ worth of shirts for this! that is f*cking awesome. i cant wait to tell my right wing family how i finally decided to spend my fistmas money from them.
Mr. Megatron, you are a f*cking man

Natasha 02/16/09 6:06 pm

Well this feminist is f*cking glad you're sticking around! The shirts I find offensive? I don't order them! Rock on bitches!

Scott 02/16/09 6:12 pm

f*cking awesome.

Jeff 02/16/09 6:12 pm

You f*ck head

.... I've been had. Hook, Line, Sinker, Bought a bunch of fuct shirts cuz I thought I would never see them again.

Good ploy. Good luck pulling this off again... Better hope your starving country doesn't f*ck itself off into another infinite financial sh*thole again...


..... PS... Im sorry.. i love you guys. :)

ALEX 02/16/09 6:14 pm

You motherf*ckers tricked me! Well, I'm glad shutting down was just a joke. f*ck what those whiny nigg*rs say about your shirts. If they don't like them, they don't have to buy and wear them.

Joyce Boles 02/16/09 6:21 pm

You didn't fool me. I knew it wasn't for real. If you ever decide to shut down, however, please donate the business to me. thank you

shizz 02/16/09 6:21 pm

I bet all the other satire t-shirt companies are now sh*tting themselves after thinking they had smooth sailing once you guys where gone. Nice prank f*ckers. Keep up the good work.

Sonya 02/16/09 6:22 pm

YAY!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! Too bad you didn't set it up for April 1. But YAY!!!!! anyway...

Jen 02/16/09 6:25 pm

Well played, my friends, well f*cking played. I am very glad you aren't closing though, there is a little place in my heart reserved for your extremely offensive (yet entirely hilarious) t-shirts.

Kudos for stirring up the haters, they were probably due for some new material anyways.

Reverend Jeff 02/16/09 6:29 pm

HAHA! Sooo funny... I'm living in a van after spending my last dime on tshirt hell, trying to resell your tshirts to people by saying "they're not around anymore," but I see you're sticking around... HAHA funny funny guy, you are... oh.. .whew... I f*cking hate you sunshine.

superdouchebag 02/16/09 6:30 pm

i was new to your site about two weeks ago and ordered quickly to get a piece of history before it was gone, and now it's not leaving? all the better. tell all your haters to stick a grill brush up their collective asses!

Death Magnetic 02/16/09 6:31 pm

I f*cking knew it! It was all a goddamn ploy. T Shirt Hell kicks f*cking ass. To all you pieces of sh*t who whine and cry about how these articles of clothing demoralize society, contribute to its destruction, and promote hatred and violence against gays, wetbacks, nigg*rs, white trash, Jews, dikes, towelheads, and everyone else I didn't mention, get over yourselves. You people are always going to be bitching about something. Now that you know this company isn't going out of business, you will resume your harassment of them on an even greater scale. You people are pathetic. Pour your energy into another cause because you'll never succeed in driving this bad ass company out. So here's a huge f*ck YOU to all of you idiots who thought it was on its way out. T Shirt Hell has my unconditional respect and love. Keep up the great f*cking work.

Perilous 02/16/09 6:32 pm

See, this is why I didnt bother buying the t-shirts I wanted to buy before the FINAL DAY OF BUSINESS, or sending you a tearful email entreating you not to proceed with such madness - because I knew that unscrupulous twats like you had to be lying through your teeth as some kind of sad promotional stunt.

Nice job. Thanks for not disappointing me. NOW I'll buy something! :D

Praxedis 02/16/09 6:34 pm

This little stunt was f*cking juvenile, but hey, whatever makes the buck. Still a fan.

Al 02/16/09 6:37 pm

excellent, love it.

DerFahrer 02/16/09 6:42 pm

Goddammit, Sunshine Megatron! You co*cksucking sh*t-eating c*ntrag!

I had to perform countless disgusting and demoralizing sexual favors on the autistic, the herpes-ridden, the homeless, a couple wildebeest, and even the Jewish... to scrap together enough money to pay for your retarded shirts!

What little dignity I had is now completely gone, because all I have to show for it now are some sh*tty T-shirts that fully demonstrate my lack of dignity...

... I couldn't be happier!

Rock on, motherf*cker!

Dave 02/16/09 6:42 pm

I f*cking love you SM

Tom 02/16/09 6:51 pm

You co*cksucking sh*tlicker, I actually bought shirts because I thought you were going away. Those are the last shirts I buy from your company, ever. Enjoy your one time jump in profits, douchenozzle, it won't work a second time.

Ron 02/16/09 6:53 pm

HAHAHAH.. f*cking love it! Way to go Sunshine Megatron.. ROFL!

f*ck all the PC morons!

Moonglow Opti-Prime 02/16/09 7:00 pm

My name is actually Kyle Mason and I am 16 of 16 races THAT I KNOW OF. I was going to change my name legally to Sunshine Megatron, but someone beat me to it. Thanks. Suffice it to say, however, I do appreciate the fact that the little nagging voice in the back of my mind that said "this is all a joke and perhaps a publicity stunt and they can't really be going out of business THEY JUST CAN'T" turned out to be right and the one that said "the blood of the innocent must be spilled..." well, I haven't decided on that one yet. Anywho, glad you will be around long enough for me to finally get laid and have a bastard that I can clothe in your fabulous baby wear, assuming I can afford it. (Don't hold your breath, however.) Also, when I get my own talk show, your ashes will be an inspiration to millions as my words put douches in their places. That reminds me: I need you to be shot repeatedly on Feb 17, 2009 by a lone Caucasian Catholic...well, I don't remember it all; it's on my contest submission, though. Look it up- it's all there. But it needs to be after midnight tonight and before midnight tomorrow night, so you think you can get a start on that for me? Thanks. My creditors would appreciate that $50,000 too. Not that they'll see any of it.

rupnok 02/16/09 7:00 pm

you teabagging capitalist douchebag -- you rock. FTW!

zach b 02/16/09 7:10 pm

f*ck yeah! gotta love that bill o rights

zach b 02/16/09 7:11 pm

f*ck yeah! gotta love that bill o rights

sneakily1 02/16/09 7:14 pm

Thank god (or whomever) you're not closing! I'm proud owner of quite a few of your shirts over the past 4 years and designer of one...and I was about to have to admit I have a vagin* and cry when I heard you guys were closing down. Now I can remain in denial about my vagin*.

Santina 02/16/09 7:15 pm

YOU GUYS f*ckING ROCK!!! I'm so glad to see you aren't going out of business!!! I can't wait to see what you'll come up with next, and I'll be coming back to buy more...and more...and more!! Keep it up!!!

Obi1 02/16/09 7:15 pm

THANK GOD!!! dude, I was willing to buy the goddamn domain just to keep it alive! I'D MISS THIS PLACE WAY TOO MUCH!

Raf 02/16/09 7:21 pm

U rock! i was so sad !! thank god u are still here! keep it up long lived free speach and f*ck you! if you cant take a joke!!

Matt 02/16/09 7:26 pm

I'm glad you guys aren't going anywhere, but you got me to spend $130 on t-shirts... and a hoodie. And for this I will track you down, rape you, buy a few more shirts, and rape you again till you cry... then rape you some more, but not because I'm mad, just because I like it when they cry. Thanks

Phubar 02/16/09 7:30 pm

Because of folks like you, T-Shirt Hell, America will prevail. Keep the faith, motherf*ckers.

Yobee 02/16/09 7:40 pm

Tiresome, but lame :)

DON OWENS 02/16/09 7:41 pm

I HATE self righteous,politically correct douche bags!!! Glad you hung tough. Keep up the good work!

volatilepyro 02/16/09 8:04 pm

I got to say I half ass suspected something like this was going on but I couldn't risk NOT ever owning a couple of your amazing shirts. So yes I was suckered but I deserve it. I waited until you guys were almost out of business to buy a couple so your plan definitely worked. I am however f*ckING ECSTATIC that you guys are staying in business.

jeery 02/16/09 8:15 pm

f*cking brilliant. well played sir.

CPT Steve 02/16/09 8:20 pm

f*ckING YES!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

Meagan 02/16/09 8:21 pm

today i woke up and thought "sh*t, today's the last day to buy a shirt from them...guess i'll never own a i should be in the kitchen shirt" BUT you guys made my life today even thought i did have to suffer with my sad shirt-less thoughts. thanks tshirt hell!

trinityknot 02/16/09 8:24 pm

Yeah bitches! Glad to hear it. I shall no longer be a puss* and will buy more shirts.

LeahTard 02/16/09 8:26 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was so upset because I thought you all were going away! I have changed my mind about killing myself!!! Yeah!

Stenberg 02/16/09 8:27 pm

I kind of thought it could b a publicity stunt from the start but of course i still felt a bit sad if it was really true.
Now i am slightly pissed off of your way of making heaps of people buy your shirts in this way but i am way more happy that you are back.... or still here or whatever.
Go Hell!

Paul 02/16/09 8:29 pm

You sly mother f*cker! I had suspected something like this, but didn't think that you were that much of a douchebag. The only sh*tty part is that I kinda look like a c*nt now for telling my friends to hurry the f*ck up and order sh*t. Oh well, at least I can keep buying sh*t for my seven month old son when he grows out of the two that I've already got for him. Now that you're sticking around, I'll send pics. Well played.

Kevin- sad case f*cking brit 02/16/09 8:42 pm

Thank f*ck you aren't shutting down. Didn't get paid enough this month to buy all I wanted. Still you're a sneaky f*ck. Prick, Any hoo, at least we still get to buy the best from the best. and if you really wanna be a twat you can post my details so the mongy, colour blind and smurf fuvking mooses can have a rant at someone else,... HAD TO DELETE MY FULL ADDRESS, don't want my being mum killed... Derby, Derbyshire England. Here's my mail if you wanna rant at some one else who also doesn't give a f*ck... [emailprotected]

the lost messenger 02/16/09 8:53 pm

llmfao, now who says mondays can't be good?? i finally got to go back to work after being laid off for the majority of the past month and a half(last monday was good too, since i got laid), got a great yearly review spotlighting my lack of motivation, yet congratulating my hard work over the past yer(imagine how much work would get done if i were motivated. i would have been laid off until late march instead of mid february), and then i finally end my evening by finding out that the only place that has come anywhere near offending me(keep trying, and i'll keep laughing) over the past 15 years is not shutting down. thank you so much. smiling has seemed a lost art to me lately, and you guys just gave me my largest grin of the week.....so far. i anticipate your future, and can hardly wait to see what levels you will take your humor to next. thank you for 7.5 years of laughs, and 12.5 more.

fgsfds 02/16/09 9:00 pm

YESYESYES thank you thank you

notthemomma 02/16/09 9:01 pm

Its like falling in love with your kidnapper, Sunshine...I love you, I love you, I love you. - Now, never.., never do that again!!

Lafe 02/16/09 9:02 pm

That was a pretty genius move if i may say so myself. So glad to hear your sticking around! If i am ever having a bad day your shirts put a sh*t eating grin on my face. Or maybe its just the sh*t im eating that does it... Thank you for all the entertainment and all the puss* ass fa*ggots that i've pissed off through my years of wearing your sh*t.

jeff 02/16/09 9:05 pm

f*ckIN A

MO 02/16/09 9:16 pm

You sooo f*cking rock!! I'm so happy that closing T-Shirt Hell was a big joke! Hell, I'm going to pull some cash out of the secret stash in my ass and buy a shirt, just because that was an AWESOME business move on your part! Keep up the good work, thanks!!!

Valerie 02/16/09 9:17 pm

You conniving little bitch!!! Good one!

Max 02/16/09 9:19 pm

f*cking classic! Glad to know you f*ckers aren't going anywhere, and congratulations on your little ploy; I bought 4 shirts!

Randall McJamhole 02/16/09 9:22 pm

Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks for convincing me to buy $380 worth of shirts on a credit card i cant pay off. im excited to get em in the mail and all but i cant help thinking, f*ck, im unemployed, i have rent, utilities, cell phone and a car to pay for each month besides groceries, and now i got $380 to pay off to you motherf*ckers.....of course the thought of a hapless prick like me breaking the bank for your shirts probably just made you cream your shorts sunshine, so kudos on bending me over like a stripper and giving it to me hard.

happy to hear the hell will still be around. cheers.

Erin Kendall 02/16/09 9:32 pm

You f*cking assholes. I love you. I knew this was a joke. It just HAD to be. BTW, you are right, it got this lazy fan off her ass and bought a few t-shirts. Much love to you still.

Shannon 02/16/09 9:33 pm


j.gabriel 02/16/09 9:38 pm

f*ck yes!!!! im all about the jokes!! and i love the humor!! nice strategy i f*ckkin love it!!! dont ever leave f*ckkerz!!!

Thomas 02/16/09 9:41 pm

You fooled me, that's for sure! But hey, when it's for a good cause who can get mad? =) To me it is fucikng awesome that you never left, and will continue to be around making funny shirts for people with a sense of humor, and pissing off people with no sense of humor! This is like a delayed christmas gift or something! Thanks!

Andrea 02/16/09 9:55 pm

I was hoping this was all a gag! You guys rock!

Paul 02/16/09 9:58 pm

f*ck, you mean my kid didnt have to go without real food this month after all? Poor little bastard hasnt had a decent meal in ages so I could afford to get smoe shirts. Cheers f*ckers. Glad to see you stay though.

Tia 02/16/09 10:00 pm

Evil, pure evil... I love it! Just promise me you won't use my hard earned money for any worthy causes. Looking forward to buying more shirts at your next closing down sale

sididis 02/16/09 10:09 pm

phu*ckin Phew, I was despairing that my favourite webstore was actually folding!! Welcome back you guys, gee its likeyou never left

Sholva of ALH 02/16/09 10:12 pm

That whole thing has gotta be one of the best pranks I'v ever seen. Truly, that was nicely done sunshine!
Personally, i would have loved to have seen the look on a couple of the faces of the over-sensitive, co*ck sucking, emo, douche-bags who write you hate mail when they thought you were going, and then when you told them you were sticking around. i would probably crap myself if i saw their expressions

that guy who looks like jesus and charles manson 02/16/09 10:12 pm

i f*cking love it. you made me realize my dream of owning the Jesus Did it for the Chicks thing. can you get any good weed?

btw i spent the money i was saving for a laptop on shirts. you saved me from becoming a laptop toting sackmonger. there goes my plan to steal pics from chicks cellphones via bluetooth when they come in my store. one love.

Mike 02/16/09 10:14 pm

I had a feeling this would be a joke due to the site being up at full capacity and allowing anyone to register to become full members etc etc.. It did make me get off my ass to order shirts just in case though.. So i was a bit worried.. now i can order tons more shirts from now on.. Whoopie!!

john Urbanski 02/16/09 10:14 pm

welcome back!
I knew you guys weren't TOTAL puss*es........

Redwingirl 02/16/09 10:15 pm

You've made me so happy....

Scott 02/16/09 10:23 pm

HAHA ...dicks. I love your shirts, I own like 8. But seriously, that was a dick move. Dicks.

TroublemakingRedheadinVirginia 02/16/09 10:25 pm

OK, I thought you were taking down the site for real. Glad you're not going anywhere, not that I was a big customer (due to low wages and 23 percent tax on my freaking lousy paycheck)! My BF and I are very happy that you'll be around, and may I salute you in a big "KISS MY ASS" to the people that have no sense of dark humor. Sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray...(I know I must be about the 320980th person to say that to you)

Break out the cheap beer and let's have a wet T-shirt contest, right here in the church! Beats that ice-cream social all to hell, don't it?
- Very f*cking sincerely yours,
She In Virginia Who Must Be Obeyed

Razor 02/16/09 10:27 pm

f*cking rock on. The moment I saw you guys weren't actually closing I laughed my ass off. Damn.

Nice play.

Phred 02/16/09 10:32 pm


Kazlor 02/16/09 10:43 pm

So I'm sitting here, reading this newsletter, and I get to the point where I'm supposed to scream out my window, and it felt like I ran into a brick-wall when the notion of my hopes was actually a reality and that T-Shirt Hell wasn't actually going out of business.

Now, I will be the first to admit, it's been a while since I ordered a t-shirt from here. In fact, the last shirts I ordered were "If you're close enough to read this, you now have SARS" and "Shot by the sniper!"

Words cannot describe the hilarity that ensued when, right before my back got all f*ckered up for lifting furniture at a department store (which shall remain unnamed) that catered to really old, really f*cking rich people, someone would read the SARS shirt, usually some old bat, and I'd cough at her.

Anyway, I wanted to let you all know how much stress you put me through trying to find another t-shirt website that came anywhere close to yours (believe me, there isn't), and at the same time, the near org*smic joy I felt when I realized it was all a huge hoax.

So all in all, a few words will sum it up very well:

f*ck you. f*ckers.
(Please don't do this sh*t again)

Dan 02/16/09 10:50 pm

Well played.

RedFlyer 02/16/09 10:51 pm

Sunshine Megatron, you are awesome!!!

Valerie 02/16/09 10:52 pm

Oh my god, you got me. That was great. I think I love you...again.

Kev 02/16/09 10:53 pm

Thank god! I love you guys!! Please PLEASE continue being as offensive as you possibly can!

VonCouch 02/16/09 10:56 pm

Good joke. I forked over $20 I don't really have for what I thought was going to be the last chance to support one of my favorite sites and I don't actually have a job to justify the purchase, but glad some people got a laugh.

PriiT 02/16/09 11:17 pm


Yes, I actually stood up, opened my window and did exactly that.

Catharsis 02/16/09 11:22 pm

You sneaky sonuvabitch... lol been a fan of this site for many years now. Was quite upset thinking that it was shutting down. Was pretty pissed actually... I'm extremely happy to know this cesspool of filth and slime isn't goin anywhere.
Well played sir, well played. Keep up the great work.


AutisticIsSexy 02/16/09 11:41 pm

I need to you to bring back "If I want to taste the rainbow, I'll eat a Lesbian" or please tell me you have a medium baby doll of that shirt just lying on the floor somewhere.

Michael Y 02/16/09 11:56 pm

I figured this was a joke as well, but it wasn't a risk that I was willing to take! You're welcome for the 15 shirts ordered... Now that there's nothing left that I still want, you bastards need to put up some new stuff.

Oystein 02/16/09 11:59 pm

Haha, Sunshne Megatron. I don't know if I want to f*ck you in the ass, or kick you in the ass. Brilliant. Thanks for "helping the economy". f*cking bastard. If I had a vagin*, you'd be a perfect fater to my bastard children.

Peter Deeeee 02/16/09 11:59 pm

Thank you for not going away! I've enjoyed the countless people that managed to find offense in my "hom*osexuals are Gay" shirt but haven't gotten up the courage to wear my "What about all the good things hitler did" shirt to the kosher coffee shop I work at. You've set a standard and I will do my best to follow your example. f*ck all ya'll...Right? right!

POWE 02/17/09 12:02 am

I'm actually gonna buy a f*ckin shirt now because you sick sons of bitches are so f*cked up. This is the next plan though...

Pay somebody 20k to get on To Catch a Predator wearing one of your shirts. Well worth the adveristing for you guys and the 20k should pay off and exceed their attorney fees. Make this sh*t happen.

So You sort of get upside & it'll reach, at least a little 02/17/09 12:25 am

you f*cking assholes.

I love you.

Lisa 02/17/09 12:29 am

You shuda done something cool for the reveal, like make a shirt with a slogan on it " I was duped into buying this shirt" or something. Woulda been way better

Curtis Zaerr 02/17/09 12:39 am

I'll take you up on the offer, and your welcome! Welcome back that is...

jebelious 02/17/09 12:58 am

f*ckING MINT! more t-shirts for me!

serter 02/17/09 12:58 am

That's ma kinda team!

shlecky 02/17/09 1:13 am

You are manipulitive at a a time where people are easily manipulated. Just like Hitler at a a time where...well you know. Use humor to take over the world...nah...your just another capitalist. What about the terrorists? Iran and the there lead to bring on the end of days, destruction of a country. The real real evil... micro chips... sign of the beast, bring on the real humor! You're now re- financed. Push the limits, create some hell... seriously,,, new sh*t is weak! BRING ON THE HELL!

S... 02/17/09 1:25 am

Glad Ya'll Staying Around
Its Always Good To See The Pissed Off Look On Those Clone Ass Peoples Faces.

Rock On!!!

Teri 02/17/09 1:28 am

FINALLY! Someone who remembers FREE SPEECH!
Congrats on your recent windfall~ You're a f*ckin' genius!

brandeisel 02/17/09 1:40 am

You f*cking pricks!!! I even turned to my husband and said :"It's gotta be a stunt!" Then I bent over and bought 11 shirts! Next time I buy a shirt from you, I'd better get head and not that lazy ass head either-stick your whole tongue in there! And someone had better at last lick my husband's balls for having to listen to me bitch about my favorite place going out of business!!! PS. I love you and am too happy that you're still here to be mad!

Berksy 02/17/09 1:42 am

... you're a f*cking genius, Sunshine. You had me fooled, I will admit, but thanks for your great work. Keep it up. Glad to hear Tshirt Hell is gonna be around for a while!

donkyfakka 02/17/09 1:49 am

you son of a bastard bitch, i bought 4 f*cking shirts. my lawyers will kick your black jewish ass, Sunshine.
best regards

Natasha 02/17/09 1:50 am

how did anyone believe you is what I want to know...I mean, it's f*cking t-shirt hell!

Lizzy 02/17/09 1:58 am

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWNNN! but thank you. otherwise i would have never bought the f*cking classy shirt. yay! gah. i should have known..... :)

Miss M�rk 02/17/09 2:00 am

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!

Anthony 02/17/09 2:06 am

Man I wanna smoke the sh*t your on. mind you the shirts are cool I have 15+ of them all the way to New Zealand but man that Rant was kick ASSS im sitting here wasted off my nut reading it.
So good sh*t in there short novel coming up {Im still waiting with some good sh*t for Voltron either smoking some f*cker with the blazing sword or you can even connect the 5 lions in a daisy chain either way youll get at least 1 sale of each.. keep up the rants.... Ants

greebo 02/17/09 2:07 am

Haha, you son of a bitch. I was genuinely worried that I'd no longer be able to buy your wares.
But, on the plus side (for you), I managed to convince a bunch of my tight ass friends to pony up some cash and buy shirts of their own. congratulations, you magnificent c*nt

Cavalierman 02/17/09 2:23 am

You scared the crap out of me there....

but I forgive you

Gilbert 02/17/09 2:30 am

"I should have named it 'T-Shirt c*nt Rape fa*ggot nigg*r". f*ck yeah you mother f*cker. I thought you were a puss* giving in to all the bullsh*t fa*gs and f*cknuts having the site you have man and calling it quits. You are the man mother f*cker, and knowing you will be even more f*cked up now makes bunching babies and peeing on old ladies on the bus have new meaning...cause ill have a f*cked up shirt to match the situation!!! f*ck everyone!!!!!!!!

Robert P. 02/17/09 2:33 am

I've been had... and I loved it.
You guys should make a t-shirt commemorating (sp?) this fake ending...

Chattermouth 02/17/09 2:43 am

Sneaky f*cking bastards. I bought a damn t-shirt over this. Well, the joke's on you, as your economy still sucks, and I still live in Norway. See you next sale ;P

Pamcakes 02/17/09 3:07 am

I may not like all your shirts, but I will defend to the...mild discomfort...your right to make them.
Rock on, T-shirt Hell!


corey 02/17/09 3:07 am

Haha you c*nts tricked me into buying 10 more of your shirts...and ive never been more happy. Btw Im still waiting to get my ass kicked for wearing my "arrest black babies; before they become criminals" shirt out in public...but ill let you know when that finally happens.

one love

EthanEdward 02/17/09 3:10 am

Save that joking sh*t for April Fools, douche! BTW: Rock and with the shirts!!!

LazyBleize 02/17/09 3:11 am

you f*cking legend!!!!
you got us all haha
could be a very early april fools
but an awesome prank none the less

cam 02/17/09 3:11 am

ohh, That is f*cking classic. two words, Awesome!!!!

yourbitch 02/17/09 3:29 am

Glad you're not dead yet and that T-shirt Hell is alive and kicking ass yet agai......STILL. I'm glad you guys got to keep your jobs.

Rilana 02/17/09 3:34 am

Like DUH! I thought of that the minute I read the mail you were about to close the store. Ofcourse you don't stop when things go so well. Or you must be a great popband which doesn't want to end when nobody loves them anymore or like such....
Anyway.. I really couldn't care less. It didn't make me buy more shirts....

xaixailullaby 02/17/09 3:43 am

you guys are so f*cking marvelous

Kurtis 02/17/09 4:05 am


f*cking Legend!!!

Mike 02/17/09 4:07 am

Awesome. f*cking awesome. There are no other words to describe it. This has been, continues to be, and will forever be the best T-Shirt site on the interwebs, and I for one am f*cking glad that good ole Sunshine pulled one over on me. I was hella bummed about the site going down.

Arc Cahlon 02/17/09 4:09 am

when i first heard this site was going I was totaly f*cking speechless. I knew the angry e-mial exscuse was bullsh*t but I thought you guys had other issues and where going to take away the best place for comedy on the internet. glad its bullsh*t cuz after fixing my truck and paying off the courts i am getting me some happy shirts, and i still gotta get my crackhead aunt the "who needs tit* when you got an ass like this" shirt. cuz sadly her tit* are smoked away, but hey she still has a pretty nice ass

Swandiggitty 02/17/09 4:14 am

Your 4 of the 6...? Why couldn't you put Gay in there as well? A gay polish robot would be awesome! Now your just partially awesome...!

Jake 02/17/09 4:23 am


Rocco (another damn Gi-knee) Cerullo 02/17/09 4:55 am

Genius. Total, up your ass, in your face genius. Kudos bitch!

Jase 02/17/09 5:02 am

f*cking awesome! You played it well, and wth style. I tip my hat to you. Keep the f*cking awesome, and f*cking hilarious, shirts coming.

Ebony 02/17/09 5:12 am

thank gawd you guys aren't goin' anywhere! and thanks for the discount on my new shirts!

Turdface 02/17/09 5:16 am

Laughed my nuts off at your stunt and want to thank you for f*cking up yet again all the conservative c*nts that got their dryed up wells flowing with juices from the thought that you would actually stop pimping that sh*t you do. Please keep doing this until people start taking stuff less seriously (or atleast wait until I get my shirts from mail cause wearing them makes me get laid 250% more).

What Would Satan Do 02/17/09 5:19 am

That's EXACTLY what I would do!

It's stays, You GO! 02/17/09 5:30 am

I LOVE the combination of the 4 of 6! :)
No wonder you are so crazy !!!
Only a great nutcase can come out of the coolest nations/people on Earth :) Irish.. Italian.. Yugoslavian.. Polish (does it get more crazy than this?) ;)

(unless I am totally mistaken and you are a black gay robot :D )

Jesse 02/17/09 5:33 am


AVAIX SYSTEMS 02/17/09 5:33 am

Kudos!! This is great news for those of us who are cheering you on from the sidelines!! (great strategy, by the way)


Keith Blitz 02/17/09 5:41 am

You f*cking Rock...I will continue to purchase my shirts that infuriate Oklahoma from TSH. You're Right-They Just Don't Get It. f*ck Em'. See you in Hell!!!

adriana 02/17/09 5:41 am

touch�... I suspected as much but just to make sure I had to buy some t-shirts. Oh well, at least I got the WHOPPING 10% discount - I think I saved like $7

gs 02/17/09 5:45 am

You bastard! You finally made me dig into my deep, deep pockets and buy one of your T-Shirts! And that's me, a Scottish Jew parting with my money: I can tell you how much *that* hurts! And for the cheapest sales stunt I've seen yet. Love you all! Hope you survive the recession! GS.

Danny Mack 02/17/09 5:46 am

You sonofabitch! As an entrepreneur, I admire how you strategically launched a pr stunt to drive in sick amounts of revenue. As an entrepreneur, I also hate you for leading me to believe that I could take your place in the market...the dream was fun while it lasted...congrats and f*ck you!

Mari 02/17/09 5:58 am

I can't believe all these idiots believed you. From the very first email I got from you I knew you were just pulling a stunt to sell more shirts. Any real TShirt Hell fan should have seen this coming.

Kandi 02/17/09 6:04 am

Hilarious. It worked for me, but I must admit I did suspect a "punch line", new company taking over etc. It worked enough for me to hurry up and buy my Jesus hating tank tops before the summer hit, so I would be sure I could offend my fat bitch bible thumping neighbor, and my hypocritical Christian Crack Head neighbor. I opted for the Virgin Mary Anal shirt and gay Jesus. They'll look nice with some bright shorts riding up my ass while I garden in the yard. Got to love the bible belt. If you were really going out of bizzness I was going to get super ghetto &make my own shirts using Sharpie markers and copyright infringement.

Linda James 02/17/09 6:04 am

YYAAAYYYYYYYYYYY< running naked with streamers in each hand>, it wasn't true!!!!!!!

Holyf*ckingsh*tBalls!! 02/17/09 6:24 am

f*cking sweet guys!
I also got some satisfaction out of the looks on my coworkers faces, when I sent them to you guys site. Keep the laughs cumming!!

HellBoy2000 02/17/09 6:26 am

Sure....just leave me like my mom and dad did.

You bastards! I hate you!

Curt 02/17/09 6:27 am

Awesome. Can we affectionately call the site 'T-Shirt c*nt Rape fa*ggot nigg*r'? Like a pet name or something, you know? Just something between us fa*ggot nigg*rs.

John 02/17/09 6:30 am

You guys are awesome! Keep it up and I'll keep buying the shirts.

Mark Twain 02/17/09 6:31 am

The Buddha hates you.

everyone's bitch 02/17/09 6:33 am

Holy sh*t, I just came in my panties...marry me.

trisha 02/17/09 6:37 am

You guys are f*cking assholes! And I heart you! You f*ckin got me!

Willy Quixote 02/17/09 6:43 am

I was taken in and turned out by your "closing down" but f*ck It. If I was willing to spunk $200 on your sh*t (literally and figuratively) all at once then a few dollars every now and then shouldn't have been a problem.

More fool me.

I feel like the Yank college girl who let me buy her a drink and then wonders why she woke up in a Saudi Arabian brothel chained to a radiator...should have f*cking well known the naive bitch I am.

f*ck you all and I'm delighted that your staying.

Ramun 02/17/09 6:51 am

I f*cking knew it. Raptor Jesus listened to my prayers.

JD 02/17/09 6:51 am

f*ck you.

PMS Woman 02/17/09 7:01 am

Thanks for f*cking me ... up. Ha Ha!

One day if I ever have some money, will definitely be buying the Han Solo t-shirt!

Bill 02/17/09 7:06 am

What an epic f*cking joke! I loved/hated it. I was totally bummed that you were "leaving" but now I'm not. Insert Homer Simpson WooHoo here. Also glad to see the Cowbell Hero TorsoPant on Chuck last night.

PMS Woman 02/17/09 7:10 am

How the f*ck do I edit my last comment?

* Han Job

(f*ck, I'm really f*cked up today!)

Khemnis 02/17/09 7:30 am

You f*cking suck!!! lmao!!!!! I bought into it 100%. Literally and figuratively because my son and I both bought 2 shirts each thinking we'd never get another chance to buy offensive shirts. lol. Good one.

Z Krog 02/17/09 7:33 am

How is this the bad news? Call me a moron (as you do to most) but I'm reading that you're raising your middle finger to the world like a pirate flag and Keeping the doors open?

Kathy Barthway 02/17/09 7:37 am

I could just f*cking cry with happiness. That was actually TOUCHING. In fact, I'd like to show you on the doll where it touched me. Anyway, YAY!!!!

Buttocks Humper 02/17/09 7:39 am

Nice marketing stunt, you assholes. I love you.

Paul 02/17/09 7:45 am

You dick. I'm out of work, but bought one of your expensive-ass shirts anyway because I thought it was my last chance. Between paychecks from my part-time job (which I'm lucky to get in my town), my bank balance can dip into the double digits. But I'm out even more money because of your cutesy little stunt, you co*ck.

And I have bought shirts from you before WHEN I HAD A JOB. I was going to buy the one I bought last week WHEN I GET A JOB AGAIN! It was going to be my reward.

Seriously, f*ck you. That's not a "f*ck you" for being offensive. It's a "f*ck you" for being a whiny little bitch.

David Robertson 02/17/09 7:55 am

Nice one guys , was gutted you were closing , now I get it , f*ckin genius ! Been waiting for a reissue of "Native Americans..." , any chance of a return of "Born against christian" ? I lost mine . Keep up the good work . The economy needs you !

Spekoka 02/17/09 8:04 am

Only a gay robot could make the best t-shirts in the world. Sad to see you go but thanks for all the hate-inducing shirts!

Christopher 02/17/09 8:33 am

Awesome! f*ck the haters.

Alejandro 02/17/09 8:45 am

Yeah! Sunshine Megatron rocks!

Jenna 02/17/09 8:50 am

Ha! I fell for that sh*t, which proves my loyalty, eh? I even wrote a nice comment in my order. So how 'bout something better than a 10% sale next time, jackholes. And to think I was going to send y'all a pic of my double D's on your last day of operation.

f sakes 02/17/09 8:50 am

Bad ass! I love it. i was one of the retards that spent 2 hours writing a masterful email to Sunshine begging her not to go and to give me the company. what a dumb sh*t. at least i didn't buy any t-shirts though! HA! f*ck you.

GuardianKiune 02/17/09 8:51 am

I f*cking knew it! I knew you guys weren't closing, and I sh*t you not! Still, I'm very happy for the reassurance. Keep on truckin' fa*ggots!

Jose F. Deida 02/17/09 8:59 am

In a country for f*ckin big brother is always watching what we do and say,it's refreshing to know that a group of people had the balls to speak up. It's a shame you have to go out of business. Perhaps soon you can start all over again with another name, but the same great products. And for all those f*ckers who wished you guys to go to hell....remind them that's that's where the best company is always at. Peace

welcome back 02/17/09 9:19 am

A tear just ran down my leg ~ I am so excited you aren't going anywhere. You guys are the sh*t!

Scott 02/17/09 9:25 am

Haha, you crafty bastard. Genuinely had me going there for a while and even had raised a glass to toast your farewell. Well i guess now i can raise another glass, or ten, and get back to buying some wonderful shirts and better your bank acount.

Randy Lenhardt 02/17/09 9:26 am

Laugh my god damn mother f*cking ass off!

DJ 02/17/09 9:55 am

f*ck being mad at 'ya...you've renewed my faith in my fellow man. The world needs more ruthless capitalists and defenders/offenders of free speech! Thanks for the laughs.

Steve 02/17/09 10:02 am

I knew you had some gay robot in you.

JoshuaWolf 02/17/09 10:03 am

Damn straight. For a moment I was actually worried the only good website out there would sell short, but I'm glad to see you guys were just bullsh*tting. I hope to be around for the years and years of more offensive shirts to retards and gay rights activists you guys seemingly pull from your asses and still manage to turn into gold. Keep up the good work! ;)

MikeL 02/17/09 10:05 am

You need a self promoting T Shirt Hell shirt that says "f*ck YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"

SHann 02/17/09 10:05 am

YAY! Your not closing down:)

Big_James 02/17/09 10:06 am

And Nick sending our love for your shirts from across the pond, keep up the good work people :)

Bill Brown 02/17/09 10:09 am


AMY CHARTRAW 02/17/09 10:13 am

f*ck YEAH...You asshole you made me upset. But whatever I am glad your staying. Bring back my long walks on the beach after anal t shirt..please

theinfidel 02/17/09 10:17 am

hahaha you got me!
spend my money wisely f*ckers!

anarchomum 02/17/09 10:34 am

im the one whose gonna kill you, puppy raping bottler of farts.... put down that dingleberry sandwich and put that horrid tongue in my cheesy, rotting c*nt!
keep up the sh*tty work, motherf*cker!! and why did you have dane cook skinned alive and are wearing his face??

but seriously, people really cant take a joke anymore.....its just words on a shirt....people who complain need to get a life.....

BUSHNAK 02/17/09 10:34 am

Ha! I f*cking knew you guys wouldn't close your doors! ^_^ Thumbs up to all you sneaky motherf*ckers! XD

nicole 02/17/09 10:42 am

will you bring back the f*cked up wrapping paper now??

YouGotMeMuthahf*ckah! 02/17/09 10:44 am

Ha! I KNEW it! I knew with a name like Megatron you had to be a GAY ROBOT!!
Are you single? ;-)

bozbozboz 02/17/09 11:02 am

oh, good. I was afraid I would have to mss out on all the shirts I want, as I didn't have enough scratch to get every one before you "went out of business". I'll forgive the lies and f*cking with my head if you'll keep selling yoour sh*t without further drama. You self cutting, insecure little Emo bitch.

happy 02/17/09 11:20 am

You fooled me but that was genious. I am so happy it was a joke.

Outkasted 02/17/09 11:26 am

Hmm, you got me good. You f*ckers.

Brian 02/17/09 11:29 am

Glad to here your sticking around! Awesome advertising job. What a better way to sell more shirts. You guys are the greatest! f*ck'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!!

Theresa 02/17/09 11:33 am

We love you, we love you, we love you! Glad you're not going anywhere! = )

blake 02/17/09 11:45 am


steve haberstroh 02/17/09 11:50 am

Well I sent an email But you said you f*cking bastards wont be able to get to it and to just leave a comment.Basically I want to say you are a pretty funny dude and like you I always say crazy things at work to my friends just to be funny and get a reaction from them.I may be worse than you.With that said some of your shirts are ones that cannot be worn without a bodyguard present but could wear them inside the house.I bought the I support single moms shirt and one or two others But I forget what the others were.I like the sexual tshirts so if you could make more funny sexual shirts I would appreciate it.I will be buying a few shirts like the youtube myspace ill google your yahoo shirt. That is not dirty at all but its funny as hell and has dirty implications.I would almost buy the barack obama so we cool now? t shirt but I dont know if my black friends would appreciate it lol.Well anyways I think you are a marketing genius.If you have any new jersey offices I have a lot of good ideas for new shirts. My mind is just as crazy as yours.In closing thanks for not closing I was kinda upset I didnt get to order by the 16th. I am relieved now.Oh if you could please make a shirt that says something to the effect of f*ck YOU I LOVE LIVING IN THE BAsem*nT. ALSO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY f*ck YOU FOR SCARING ME AND I LOVE THE SHIRTS. f*ck DA HATERS.

ga 02/17/09 11:56 am

You f*cking nigg*rs. I love you guys so much.

Keep rocking, c*ntbags.

Maria Eugenia Vega 02/17/09 12:02 pm



Jeni 02/17/09 12:19 pm

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! I KNEW it had to be a joke, otherwise it would just be so wrong!!! YAY!!!

D.j. 02/17/09 12:29 pm

Well played sir. Well played. I can finally take 'Final Countdown' off of repeat.

Prink 02/17/09 12:37 pm

Cool. Moar sales plz?

eric 02/17/09 12:49 pm

HAHAHA i f*cking love "playing music in a minor"! BRILLIANT!!!

jon 02/17/09 12:50 pm

I love t-shirt hell, but this stunt is just customer abuse. Sorry, not buying anything now.

harkin 02/17/09 12:52 pm

If you were really committed to great shirts for all you would bring back the Charlie Brown/Lucy ALLAH! shirt that I ordered and you never sent.


dOOmShrOOm 02/17/09 12:56 pm

The best part is...those last 5 shirts I got won't be the last and I can get my mom the "I should be in the kitchen" shirt for a helluva mother's day gift.

Valdi 02/17/09 12:56 pm

So basically, you've done the website equivalent of faking a terminal illness to get laid.... It worked so I guess we can't judge :) My last purchase was 9-Shirts... before I knew you were "closing down the site", but due to a slight delay I still got the 10% off.... sweet! Glad you're still with us, now if only the stupid IT people would unblock your site so I could check out the new shirts when I most need the laugh.

jim 02/17/09 12:58 pm

Ha ha. I got the two shirts I've wanted for a couple of years, one of which hasn't been available in a long time.

But now what? Now I'm never going to buy another shirt from you guys. I hope you save the money you just made. Dumbass.

jessika 02/17/09 1:01 pm

f*cking awesome. nice prank, assface. keep making great shirts :d

Jill 02/17/09 1:15 pm

I should have f*cking known...I love you Sunshine. Don't ever leave me again.

Rosebud 02/17/09 1:19 pm

Man you guys are some funny motherf*ckers man... I wanna throw you in my Delorean and gun it to '88

Hannah 02/17/09 1:49 pm

I'm really thankful that t-shirt hell isn't closing. I don't know any other site that actually has *decent* funny t-shirts available.

Keep up the excellent work so I can keep sending links to my friends (and enemies) with a big grin on my face

Ivan Joyderpuss 02/17/09 1:51 pm

I knew it you Douche Nozzles!!! Send me my f*cking shirts. (f*cking "A" by the way)

becki 02/17/09 1:53 pm

I f*ckING LOVE YOU, BITCH. Now, give me anal.

Baillie 02/17/09 2:21 pm

Hot f*ckin' damn. This makes my eyes leak with joy.

Andrea 02/17/09 2:23 pm

You make me smile. :D

Balls 02/17/09 2:24 pm

Well f*ck. You got me good on that one. BTW, I lied to you about your test results BITCHES!!!!

Aaron Baumer 02/17/09 2:52 pm

f*cking amazing. What do you think the chances are of my making a decent (but really just sh*tty like my freshly f*cked asshole) living by promoting your website? I could target non profit websites dedicated to peace or send regular ads to congressmen. Or wo-men. f*cking assholes. Go ahead, steal my ideas. They're not worth Jesus' carc-ass anyway. f*cking penile injections. Peace out.

MC 02/17/09 3:07 pm

How bout next time you pull a joke that only involves hate-mailers instead of making your customers scramble to buy shirts that are being delivered slowly due to the crazy ordering frenzy? We're your supporters. Don't be a douche to us.

papa 02/17/09 3:15 pm

You made me buy two shirts by lying to me! Just for that I'm going to saw off your ugly head with a comb. By the way, I'm glad you're not going anywhere. Now why don't you make me a nice shirt that says "I'm the one God is hiding from," or something else that an offensive atheist can appreciate (and buy)? Thanks, asshole.


Honey Cougar 02/17/09 3:21 pm

I love you guys.

*licks all of your privates*

soylentgreen 02/17/09 3:30 pm

ha! I knew it! Way to gouge the idiots...I LOVE MY NEW T-SHIRT!!

Marcus 02/17/09 3:31 pm

Here I was musing about what a cheap bastard you were for only breaking off 10%...

Erica 02/17/09 3:32 pm

You're a f*cking champion my friend! Kudos!

Lindsay 02/17/09 3:42 pm

So glad to hear you're staying around..thanks for making me laugh every time I check out the site!

Crys 02/17/09 3:50 pm

I was one of the many who sent in an email, as a bi-sexual, christian with native, irish, dutch, french, scottish, canadian background I'm quite proud to say I blew off groceries and maxxed out my credit card in order to get a shirt...Asshats...I do appreciate the discount and will try to buy more shirts asap because I know a f*cking HOT bi-sexual black ex catholic woman who would just kill a man for the "bring back slavery" shirt, guess I'll have to get it for her birthday. Congrats on yanking a lot of dumb f*cking chains ;)

Jesse 02/17/09 3:51 pm

I cried a little when I read you were closing down, because I couldn't afford to buy every shirt you sell.

I screamed "Yes!" as loud as I could when I read you were staying open, and I think I came a little.

Leash 02/17/09 4:02 pm

f*ckING RIGHT YOU MOTHERf*ckER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You tricked us good! My sister bought 4 shirts! hahaha! I'm so glad you're bringing the best shirts back.

Justin 02/17/09 4:12 pm

f*ck yeah! I just stopped by to see what "sloppy second" t-shirts may be around... f*ckin IRS hasn't donated to my (our) cause yet. Bitches better get der sh*t together by the end of da goddamn week or I'm gonna bust a cap in der knees! Sonsofbitches!

Your Mom 02/17/09 4:14 pm

I knew you guys were too chicken-sh*t to actually call it quits.

Larry Ballsack 02/17/09 4:37 pm

Well played T-shirt Hell! I freaked out and bought a bunch of shirts because I thought you were folding to the f*ckheads. That was just the motivation I needed to get off my ass and press the 'add to cart' button. Oh well, I got some funny shirts out of it (even though I had to sell all my blood to pay for them).

steph 02/17/09 4:43 pm

You dirty ass motherf*ckers. My sister and i were so pissed off to hear you guys were going, just wait till she gets home from school and i tell her otherwise. Thank you for being the twisted indiviuals you are. You are legends! :D cant wait to see what you come up with this year.

Misty 02/17/09 4:57 pm

You are so made of awesome

BR Yo! 02/17/09 5:13 pm

Good god! Do you realize the things I did!?! I spent my welfare check, Sucked dicks Saturday night in my Alley, and even let one dude ANALize me. Thanks a lot guys, I now have five new shirts and a case of herpes!

Nick 02/17/09 5:16 pm

Great Joke....My wife didn't like it, I took her money to buy a bunch of shirts. Because I got no JOB!

f*ck You Very Much!

Mr.Pete Gonzales 02/17/09 5:17 pm

I didn't even get a reach around!!!

Jennifer 02/17/09 5:19 pm

f*cked by a corporation, you bastard, not me couldn't make your dead line..... haven't got my income tax yet!!! I love you.

geo 02/17/09 5:45 pm

You f*ckers are going to burn in hell.

Not really ... you people rock. Welcome back. Or thanks for staying, as the case may be.

KB 02/17/09 5:52 pm

Man... you f*ckers had me so worried you were gone for good I ordered 4 new shirts and one of those baby shirts. I was clearly driven out of my mind with sadness at what we thought was the site departure. I don't have children. f*ck, I dont even like children. f*ck you for making me plan ahead and thanks for staying open!

kornybob 02/17/09 6:02 pm

Yay! I can put the razor down and live my life. It wouldn't have been worth living without this site! Ironically did order "cookie cutter" I love that shirt!!!

J.L. 02/17/09 6:03 pm

well f*ckina! i'm glad you're staying- you scared the f*ck out of me dude! oh yeah, f*ck those f*cking f*ckers woh were talking sh*t!

Shuga Draws 02/17/09 6:12 pm

That was a great prank. Mines better, I dont have monies.

jason 02/17/09 6:17 pm

Good on ya! Don't bow down to the haters!

snotty 02/17/09 6:19 pm

can i rub your balls for you?

Dude 02/17/09 6:27 pm

Good job man, glad your employees kept their job. This is truly some funny sh*t just like the shirts you sell. If people can't take a joke then f*ck them. Get a pair of balls and a sense of humor.

milk. 02/17/09 6:55 pm

i KNEW it.


oh well.

michele 02/17/09 6:57 pm

f*ck ye!

Lee-lee 02/17/09 7:04 pm

sweet titt*es!!! Glad to see ya kept it goin!! can't wait to buy my ol' man the "I Shaved My Balls For This?" shirt!! Right On!

Goddamned nigg*r f*ckers 02/17/09 7:56 pm

Mother of the f*ck! And I was going to launch a TSH rip-off site tomorrow. Goddamn you Sunshine Megatron, eat my ass and balls!

Stefanie 02/17/09 8:02 pm

You slu*t. I knew you weren't going anywhere.

Tyler 02/17/09 8:05 pm

haha you guys are f*cking awesome. I got on the site to see if it was actually shut down and I am ecstatic to see that it isn't. I've never been able to truly say that I have a "hero" before, but I can say it now. You guys are my f*cking heroes. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go yell out the window.

Thank you for kicking the most ass that could possibly be kicked.

12 1/2 Soft 02/17/09 8:09 pm

yes t shirt hell has risen!!!!! f*ck you all if you can't take a joke bitches!!!!!

Rex Cramer 02/17/09 8:19 pm

No sh*t. Dude, you f*ckin' rule...

Fudge you 02/17/09 8:21 pm

Surprise! NOT!
Got me going for a while!
Soooo..... When are you print my t-shirt ideas and give me my money ?!
You know these'll keep you in business!
You know how you can sometimes smell the puss* through the jeans? This is hos I felt about your fire sale... It smelled fishy since the beginning...

insomnia 02/17/09 8:31 pm

I'll forgive you if you bring back the wrapping paper.

You know you want to.

Gary Selmes 02/17/09 8:33 pm

Bravo sir! I am overjoyed that you have decided to stick around! I wear my "HUNG LIKE A HORSE" t-shirt with great pride, and find that it always gets attention in a crowd(or one on one, if you know what I mean!), mostly positive. i.e- where can I get one? I send them all to tshirthell.com! Keep up the f*cking great work! Cheers!

mike 02/17/09 8:41 pm

You f*cking fa*ggot. I hope the next person that goes after you actually finishes the job. It's bad enough that you sent out that worthless newsletter every month, but now you lie to your entire devoted customer base just to try to indirectly steal from them? Go f*ck yourself. I hope you all get what you deserve. Die of AIDS. Super AIDS.

Bear 02/17/09 8:41 pm

You suck Sunshine. Here I thought I only had a week to get my order in so I spent money on t-shirts that should've gone to feed my wife and child. Now they're dead and all I've got to show for it is a humorous shirt about clown rape.

Well, except for having a wife or kid or anyone who cares about me. Still, you suck. Those t-shirts better get here fast.

Quinton 02/17/09 9:18 pm

f*ck Yea TSH , I agree with you guys soooo much. People are such whinney bitches now who can't take a f*ckING JOKE. It is great to see that other MOFO'S are keeping at it and understand the greatness of a joke. U GUYS ARE f*ckING AMAZING AND KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO EVEN IF THERE IS NO TSH ANYMORE.

TAKE DAT BITCHES 02/17/09 9:20 pm

Yes, f*ck urselfs right in ur motherf*cking faces u f*cknut haters! T-Shirt Hell is the sh*t! T-Shirt will never die! T-Shirt Hell is god! So before you decide to hate on T Shirt Hell again i need you to take a deep breath, step back and literally f*ck YOUR OWN FACE! Keep it real Sunshine Megatron.

Arik 02/17/09 9:21 pm

Hahaha f*ckin' loving ur shirts and you so got me! i was paranoid you were going out of business so i started showing this site to everyone i could to get them to buy sh*t from it. and i as a comedian dude guy thing completely understand your struggle with those bitchy motherf*ckers who have no senses of humor.

Anthony 02/17/09 9:32 pm

Please....for f*ck's sake, bring back the damn Postal Shootings shirt!!! Stop being a puss* and put it up for sale! It is the one shirt I regret never ordering, and yes, I am an asshole for procrastinating, but I need this shirt...especially at 10% off! So, pretty please, with a f*cking cherry on top ; bring back the f*cking shirt!

CDOG 02/17/09 9:39 pm

Keep the sh*t coming!

jvl1985 02/17/09 10:57 pm

Sunshine Megatron Syndrome (SMS): A psychological disorder in which the victim of being mind-f*cked into buying awesome shirts develops amorous feelings toward the brain-rapist.

Seriously...thanks for f*cking me into buying sh*t i wanted all along. Keep on printing awesome sh*t, hopefully some of the sh*t i'm about to email you guys...lol.

necro666 02/17/09 11:06 pm

i f*cking love you(in a non gay way). you are a genious your just as bad as i am with jokes like these except your is on a world wide as mine was only my school wide. but this was f*cking epic....

Byron 02/17/09 11:18 pm

Well played. After months of laughing at the shirts on this site and thinking "I have enough shirts", the closing got me off my ass to buy some. Now that I realize it was a ploy motivated to stimulate business and keep people working...I will be buying more shirts, because I respect that kind of chutzpah.

Mustard Dick 02/17/09 11:29 pm


Mustard Dick in the house!

noto 02/17/09 11:32 pm

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! You Guys f*ckin Suck Big Time..

Without you, my days would have been more boring ;) ..

Thanks so much ..

Ryan 02/17/09 11:51 pm

I f*ckING love you guys. It's just a tragedy that some simplistic morons can't see the amazing humor that is T-Shirt Hell. f*ck them, f*ck censorship and f*ck IDAHO!!!!!

I would've bought some shirts recently, but due to your ever disintegrating economy I lost my job in a lay off. You bet your f*cking ass I'm getting more as soon as I can.

One more thing f*ck DEMOCRATS!

Eclipse Optimus 02/18/09 12:40 am

You finally forced me to buy the shirts I've had my eye on. I even got one for my baby, who starved to death after I gave you all my money. I think that's a small price to pay to help keep this site up. Loosing this site would have created a much larger void in my life. You are a sick man/gay robot. Keep selling shirts, because the world isn't ready for how you would otherwise spend your time.

okdok 02/18/09 12:53 am

Very funny .. but you really are a racist, misogynistic f*ck ... obamanation help us all ...

Satan... no...really I am Satan 02/18/09 1:10 am

f*ck Jesus, he's a co*cksucker.
Sunshine, you too LOVE the co*ck!
You got $85 f*cking bucks outta me on this one you f*cking prick! And then I thought about it, 10%? WHAT THE f*ck? I GOT A 20% DISCOUNT WHEN I SAID "IMBLACK"!!!

would you PLEASE put out something offensive for once? you can do better than this childish sh*t!


jack mehoff 02/18/09 2:06 am

way to get to me to spend my hooker and crack money on you. now i have to put up with the wife. at least i ll look good ya pricks.

Stan 02/18/09 4:26 am

HA! You tricky f*cker. Now I need to go find a therapist. You win. Terrorists and the media hadn't fazed me with fear tactics...but you took it to a whole new level. 9/11? Psshhh. They're not even playing on your level. All hail Megatron!

Mike~ 02/18/09 5:01 am

Okay so when you announced the first closing date I admit you had me. When you extended it I thought, HMMM it seems to me that someone is full of sh*t and yanking my chain. Thank GOD you're not a puss* and gonna keep this sh*t going. By the way, Sunshine Megatron is a great name for a gay robot and I'm sure when you die Allah will have 72 gay robot virgins set aside especially for you!

tor 02/18/09 5:44 am

Thats so f*cking funny!

Andrea 02/18/09 7:00 am

Slick move, Sunshine. Glad you're sticking around. Keep giving Hell.

Wellykins 02/18/09 7:53 am

Yeahhhhhhhhh!!! I'm f*cking thrilled you guys are staying open. Good prank. Got all my friends looking at your site now because I told them all to check it out and buy now since I thought you were closing down!! You rock, that is all

Dc_MelLid 02/18/09 7:56 am

Damnit! You cum drips got me! I was sad to hear that one of my favorite t-shirt sites was going to the dumps. I would have had no place to get SUPER offensive shirts and flaunt them around school lol! Boy do I love seeing the reactions of peoples faces! I love you guys (no hom*o)!!! Keep up the good work!

Terd Fergusen 02/18/09 8:13 am

Thank tittie-f*cking Christ you are not going away. Maybe I won't do something bad to a deserving douche to keep myself occupied!

Handsom B. Wonderful 02/18/09 8:25 am

You had me, I actually thought T-Shirt Hell was closing. I actually thought it was because of this f*cked up economy though, not because of any hate mail. Although now that I think about it maybe THIS is all a joke and you're really are closing shop. f*ck I don't know what to believe now. Anyway (true story) some fat chick I work with is a HUGE (pun intended) Hanson fan. Her birthday is Sunday and she claims that the girl from Hanson (the drummer one, not to be confused with the other 2 girls) is actually coming to meet her on her birthday. I guess he left his wife for this bitch. Anyway my bullsh*t detector went off so if he actually shows up I'm going to try to get a picture of him and her (or is it her and her) together. If this is legit I'm going to make her wear the "I f*cked the girl from Hanson" shirt. Cross your fingers.

Craig 02/18/09 10:26 am

So this was a scam to fill your pockets? Go f*ck yourself.

WTF 02/18/09 10:26 am

Ok - You got me...
What should my punishment be?
.....I guess I'll have to go down to the soup kitchen and find the nastiest c*nt around and chew on those rotten herpe lips for a few hours - That should teach me not to be such a gullible piece of sh*t.
-Much Love-

codeblue315 02/18/09 10:39 am

Oh thank f*cking God. I was seriously hoping that you weren't being a bitch and tucking your tail between your legs. Glad to see this site is sticking around, I f*cking love this site and I'm glad you get all the hate mail in the world. It's those pompous assholes who make the jokes funny. If people didn't get all pissy when you guys made shirts, nobody would buy them. So, thank you for keeping this site, and you definitely had me thinking it was true.

nvalley 02/18/09 10:39 am

hahahaha. that made me happy.

Alex75000 02/18/09 10:43 am

You *******!!! News of the site closing pissed me the f*ck off... lol

Awesome to see it's still going strong, HELL YEAH!

Sunshine Coin 02/18/09 10:43 am

f*cking Preeminent. Genius. Delectable nefarious plots.

Penny 02/18/09 10:44 am


Alex75000 02/18/09 10:45 am

Time to buy some T-Shirts, haha!

Jedit 02/18/09 10:48 am

Hallef*ckinlujah! I was going to buy a couple of shirts I've been thinking about for ages, and then I found out I wasn't going to get paid from my new job until next week. I thought I'd missed the boat.

Great news, expect an order from me when I'm flush.

Modern 02/18/09 10:55 am


Ollie 02/18/09 10:58 am

I had a feeling you were just f*cking with us but I can't say i'm not bloody glad to know your definitely not going anywhere. And a massive thankyou for the shirts you resurrected. It meant I could get the one I'd always wanted.

Edward 02/18/09 11:02 am

Why you Dirty Rotten Stink-Fart!! What a f*cking Republican thing to do...God! I love you more than shoving a vibrating dild* up my gay lovers ASS! Welcome back, sort of....P.S. Body guards are cheap and plentiful and cute. Love Edward

Todd Gianarelli 02/18/09 11:25 am

yer still a puss*.

garl 02/18/09 11:27 am


Great job!

Blaze Glory 02/18/09 11:28 am

Soo.....weak......sold....most...of..my... blood and sperm....in order.... to be able..... to afford last of the t-shirts, you slimey ji*zz sh*t bag! You are my inpersperation.

Scott From the desert 02/18/09 11:56 am

Amazing how people will feed off the thought to be dead....nice work. i look forward to the new stuff and f everyone who couldn't take a joke.

Vin from MetsRant 02/18/09 12:14 pm

This is the greatest marketing scheme of all time. give me a job, i need one. peace

okyoutrickedme 02/18/09 12:16 pm

you guys are assholes for your stunt, but i forgive you because of my beautiful new shirts and the 10% discount and the fact that i won't have to try hard to find people gifts anymore.

Brandan 02/18/09 12:18 pm

haha that is awesome

Spyplane 02/18/09 12:18 pm

Nicely played. I figured it was a joke, but like everyone else, it stressed me out so I opened the wallet. Oh and I found a bug in your "guess your death" game. I just picked a late date in 2011 and if no one gets you before then, I just put in my own stats and will come and pick up my 50 g's in person!

Keep up the humor bitch, see you in 2011.. maybe.

Jim 02/18/09 12:36 pm

lolz, you might be a f*cking genious..
imagine a well known company advertising themselves going out of business, and putting everything on sale for a month.. like this site, they would sell sooo much more sh*t, just for the sake of selling it, then spin it around instead of as a joke, and say that they sold so much that they can stay open, hahaha, dont be surprised if we see more of this in the 'real' world soon!
thanks for not closing assholes! i love your shirts

Billy Voodoo 02/18/09 12:48 pm

F'ing brilliant!!!!!! People who complaint should brush up on their f*cking constitutional rights. You have the freedom of speech, not the freedom from being offended.
Thank You!


Drew 02/18/09 1:04 pm

f*ckING HILARIOUS. Way to pull the wool man... hat's off.

Jamie. 02/18/09 1:07 pm

You rock.. T-Shirt Hell rocks.. Your employees rock.. Everyone else sucks.. Glad you're not REALLY shutting the site down! Because then you would have totally sucked..

K 02/18/09 1:09 pm

My friend and I were just talking the other day about your site and wondering why in the hell you would actually want to give this up...how it is one of the few places where humor and jokes about anything and everything under the sun can be made and laughed at. I'll admit--I am on the mailing list and check your site and laugh, but have never gotten off my ass and bought something. And beleive me, I was tempted in the past couple of weeks. Now, I'm going to make it a point to buy something--smart business move asshole--I mean that in a good way of course. ;)

elysha 02/18/09 1:26 pm

i f*cking love you guys.

The original Sunshine Megatron 02/18/09 1:26 pm

This was my idea. Really, it was. I'm glad you took it and ran with it. Really, I am. I'm not mad at all. Go on with your bad self. I hope you get a big kick out of your oh-so-generous 10% off sale. Big whoop. Try and convince everyone you're not Jewish now. You and your t-shirts. Now go to my room and get ready for your punishment.

Katrin 02/18/09 1:28 pm

nice one!! i'm really glad to hear it was all a joke. cheers!

Dr. Packenwood 02/18/09 1:34 pm

Good one. I actually stopped wearing my I Support Single Moms t-shirt when my girlfriend went and got herself knocked up a year and a half ago. The f*cking joke went out the window with that one and it hasn't been funny since. Oh don't get me wrong, because up until then it was f*cking hilarious to nearly everyone that saw it, save for a few single moms, that were in fact, exotic dancers.

In closing I'd like to say 'f*ck you' for making me think that one day my shirt would be worth donating to The Smithsonian when its still barely worth wiping my ass on.


P.S. It will be The Maid, In the Library with a giant dild*.

Bloodc*nt 02/18/09 1:38 pm

I didnt buy one, nanny nanny boo boo!!!! Youll have to do better than that you sneaky prick.

k 02/18/09 1:48 pm

I f*cking love you!

Scooby 02/18/09 1:57 pm

Well, holy f*cking sh*t, I should have known better... For the first time in my life I actually feel like a sucker.... Oh well, good to know you're not going anywhee

MacaroniLips 02/18/09 1:59 pm

Nice one, you elephant rimming cum loving momo. I dont wanna murder you, but Id love to wrap my big macaroni lips around your pee pee. Maybe take a bite of that love pump....

Flerbizky 02/18/09 2:01 pm

You f*cks.. I almost cried when you said you were closing down - Nicely done ! :-)

Dorian 02/18/09 2:01 pm

Hahahaha, you really had me going!

Sydney cole 02/18/09 2:05 pm

Finally, some good news today. I didn't know where my laughs would come from if not HERE!!

Tara 02/18/09 2:17 pm

You brilliant bastards.

You're sh*theads for duping us, but I'm far more pleased this was a f*ckin' sham.

Carry on.

steve 02/18/09 2:26 pm

I love your site !!! Glad to see that things are still cool there, I be back to get my shirt thanks T-shirt hell.

Greg 02/18/09 2:27 pm

u guys rock i was kinda mad wen i heard u were taking the site down but f*ck THE SYSTEM this is the best site ever

mistressd 02/18/09 2:31 pm

you are one shiesty bastard and i love it

isak 02/18/09 2:40 pm

Pls bring back the Shirt "Jesus is a hom*o"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinsey 02/18/09 2:40 pm

Damn i just parted with $50 New Zealand bucks to get my first hell tee..... Definately made me part with some dollars. Sent me a free one coz i spent my grocery money.

Jeff 02/18/09 2:45 pm

f*cking A!!! :)

I didn't have the $$ to shell out for a couple of your t-shirts... now I can wait a little longer!

furillo 02/18/09 2:48 pm

thank you guys for not leaving this world. you guys rock!!!!

Jack 02/18/09 3:00 pm

God damn it, even though I was sent into a blind, destructive rage for nothing, I'm just so relieved I don't have to search Ebay for your shirts. Damned fine prank, Sunshine.

Debbie 02/18/09 4:10 pm

You f*cking BRILLIANT son of a bitch! BRAVO!!

Steve 02/18/09 4:21 pm


Gig 02/18/09 4:35 pm

Way to stimulate the economy like the priest did to that 12 year old boy down the street.

buck my face 02/18/09 5:00 pm

jeeeez sure cant wait to be the 666th

Phylyn51 02/18/09 5:02 pm

I can't belive I fell for it. Oh well.

Duckyistrippin 02/18/09 5:02 pm

f*ck YES!!!

TJ 02/18/09 5:23 pm

f*ckin right keep the sh*t flyin

robert willis 02/18/09 5:24 pm

hell yea im glad your really not closing the business down... i love your shirts and will most likely buy alot of them in the future... maybe when i get my income taxes back!~!

Robert 02/18/09 5:34 pm

YOU ARE A DICK...LOL Glad yer here to stay !

Melone 02/18/09 5:38 pm

I really felt like this might have been a joke, but since I was still convinced enough to buy 4 shirts at the last minute, I feel obligated to start buying 1-2 shirts every 2 weeks when I get paid.

Alexandria 02/18/09 5:38 pm

hip hip horray!!!! I heart tshirt hell.

Meggery 02/18/09 5:43 pm


Billy 02/18/09 5:58 pm

Nice! Good Job! you should make a T shirt out of all us dumbass that thought you were going out of business! I used my Weekend Beer and strip club money to buy up all the killer shirts before you shut down! Anyways glad to see you guys are still going to be around. I will keep spreading the word about Tshirthell! Billy

Mortius 02/18/09 5:59 pm

Well as someone who just spent $218.20 on shirts "Because I'll never have a chance to buy shirts like this again!" I say f*ck YOU and ROCK ON! hehehe...well done and kudos all around

thenorton 02/18/09 6:01 pm

Thank you for staying open. You won me 50 bucks!

Its hot in AZ 02/18/09 6:08 pm

Right f*cking on.

recluse 02/18/09 6:31 pm

Well played you crafty motherf*cker, I hope your enjoying my money

Eddie 02/18/09 6:34 pm

You sly greasy mule dick! well played, i finally ordered thinking it was the end. guess you know who will drink the kool aid, ya prick! congrats.

Kathy f 02/18/09 6:40 pm

I'm so glad you guys aren't closing down because some douche bags can't take a f*cking joke. I was really going to miss you guys... even though I was a little pissed at first because I thought you were being a pansy. Good to know you didn't

V 02/18/09 6:44 pm

aah, ya got me but at least i got 2 of the shirts i always wanted. not for lack of money, but cause i'm a lazy bitch. thanks for giving me the motivation i so needed t-shirt hell!! hugs

Leigh 02/18/09 6:56 pm

I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!

I, of course, was prompted to buy my first T-shirt Hell shirt, after who knows how long of visiting the site and receiving the newsletter... Hee hee, and for some reason, I love you even more now!
Thanks for the kick in the pants!

Benjamin Gilbert 02/18/09 6:58 pm

I'm guessing there's about 200 other responses similar to this making me part of the masses here, but I just feel the need to comment anyway. I find it odd how it's socially acceptable to be offended by these shirts, but not against "God is your savior" shirts and sh*t like that. Aren't they equally prejudice? Anyhow, thanks for NOT bringing t-shirt hell down. I promise when I'm not poor I'll buy some

Mosparx 02/18/09 7:04 pm

Are ya f*ckin' happy now, getting your wang sucked worldwide? I think ya owe everyone who wrote here, 5 bucks off their next order for scaring the piss out of us.

sambo 02/18/09 7:05 pm

the only comeback more contrived than johnny Cash

Megan 02/18/09 7:14 pm

I love you. I can finally stop crying.

Nick 02/18/09 7:14 pm

hahahahahahahhaa f*cking hallarious

davidmegatron 02/18/09 7:34 pm

Dude, is that you in the 'Win $50k' add?! You're f*ckin' hot! Now I'm really glad you guys are sticking around.....don't you go dying on me, now!

ronnie 02/18/09 7:38 pm

THANK YOU WHOO you had me going there for a bit. i rally thought you were clothing i got a little teary eyed.....i LOVE tshirt hell as much as i like my puss* eatten...ok almost tha much. you guys f*cking kick ass and thank you for not closing.

hope you get your dick sucked everyday!,

chandra 02/18/09 7:43 pm

hahaha!!! thank god! excellent marketing ploy, my friend, it totally worked! i absolutly LOVE the site and i was so distraught by your "going out of business" that my mom (who is currently filing for bankruptcy) let me buy over a hundred bux wortha shirts to cheer me up :D
it no way near worked as well as the news that your not going anywhere :D keep up the excellent work, hopefully for a long, long long time!

SN 02/18/09 7:46 pm

I. f*cking. Love. You.

GDub 02/18/09 7:52 pm

jerks! f*ckers! glad yer not leaving.

Cali 02/18/09 8:02 pm

I f*cking new it!!!
I just won $40, thanks for the quick cash, and I'll be using it in your store.

DarkLN1X 02/18/09 8:16 pm

Genius!!!! i f*cking cried when you said you were shutting down, i love the site, love the shirts, love the girl on the "Music in A Minor" shirt. Just f*ckin legendary......oh yes....im from Guatemala (Central America) and completely love the site and the shirts and you bastards.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton 02/18/09 8:19 pm

Thank f*cking god you aren't leaving.

Valerie 02/18/09 8:33 pm

penis. maybe now i can submit my whor* of the month pics again and i can win. i know damn well that im way hotter than those whor*s u let win before, maybe i'm just not as slu*tty and skan*y as them. sorry. i'll try harder to look like a filthy hooker next time i submit pics

Chris 02/18/09 8:50 pm

WTF, really? Got me, I got 3.

PRETZEL 02/18/09 9:05 pm


sack craddler 02/18/09 9:22 pm

haha i spent $250 on tees out of my college tuition money... i hope you get sodomized by a poisoned strap on

LOWDOWNKILLA 02/18/09 9:36 pm

Some Generic Comment about you fooling us. You f*cking Bass Turds (fish poop) Your letters are too f*cking long. If I needed any more lip from you I would scrape it off my zipper. FYI, I will add to me 16 + shirts I bought from you.. Keep Em CUMMING c*nt LICKERS!!!!!

ramazeni 02/18/09 9:50 pm

AHH!! you got me!! I bought 8 of your shirts in fear of not being able to have a chance to buy them when I could easily afford them. Good Job!

But the swing side is, you're still here, oh happy day!

Stay f*cking Classy!

WTF 02/18/09 10:21 pm


cody Dudleston 02/18/09 10:24 pm

f*ck yeh you sir are the sh*t... keep up the good work:}

EMily 02/18/09 10:34 pm

Your the best.
I dont know how anyone can hate you or the shirts that you make.
Long live T-shirt Hell!

Kat 02/18/09 10:51 pm

f*ckin' ACE.

shane 02/18/09 11:17 pm

HELL f*ckING YEAH!!! I am so God Damned glad you aren't going any f*cking where! I was so afraid I would never again to buy such awesome shirts that piss off every f*cking panty waste on the f*cking planet! You have so many awesome shirts that I would have to take out a bank loan to buy them all! (Don't get your hopes up that much Sunshine). YOU f*ckING ROCK!!!! Keep the offensiveness coming. We love it all and want many more years of pissing off the losers of this miserable mud ball planet!!!

Milt 02/19/09 12:01 am

I'm obviously in the minority that doesn't buy this guy's self-righteous bullsh*t. In a country where so many are completely full of sh*t, this was hardly a breath of fresh air. I didn't buy any of the shirts then and I sure the f*ck won't buy any now. I'm fine with the designs and some of them are funny, but I wouldn't give this scam-artist a dime of my money.

Tina 02/19/09 12:04 am

Mohohahaha! I feel so happy with myself for realising you never was leaving in the first place! Yay!

bitterblue1972 02/19/09 12:15 am

thank f*ck for that. I couldnt afford all the shirts we wanted in the last rush, now I have more time. I'll add the ones we want to our wedding list. thanks for all the laughs.

Rosetta 02/19/09 12:47 am

After reading that bullsh*t, I wanna be the one thousandth (?) of us you f*ck,cause I'm wet from laughing at my stupidity for thinking you'd leave!! I love these c*nt nigg*r polish babies fat skinny (and so much more) tees!!

Stevo 02/19/09 12:50 am

I am a man of few words, so I shall just say this; c*nts, nice.

Aglet 02/19/09 12:57 am

Oh f*ck yes.

Twitch 02/19/09 1:26 am

Damn man, I put up your sh*t on a pedestal to a whole bunch of Twitter celebrities. Granted they are to real celebs what Crystal Pepsi was to soda, but it still helps if Felicia Day bought at least one May The Horse Be With You shirt. Hang tough, boss.

Lyric 02/19/09 2:14 am

You f*cking f*cktard...
After jerking of a few times while reading the news and looking at Gary, i finally manage it to get my Hands to the Keyboard...
f*cking c*nts!!!! I nearly freaked out, 'cuz i couldnt decide what to buy of ya and i nearly sent a 20 tee order out... But now you not leaving, i think i'll still send it... For you being so malicoius f*cktards...
Greetz From Switzerland...

mizoka 02/19/09 2:16 am

f*cking AYE! Excellent! Thanks.
I would have been mad not to have my monthly laughs.
Who the f*ck is Gary, anyway? I want to have sex with him. Where can I see photos of him? He's f*cking HOT! Please give him my email address.
I promise I will buy more shirts from now on. Thanks for keeping our lives sane and fun.

Justin 02/19/09 2:28 am

I freaked out and was broke so I could only buy two. My girlfriend broke up with me because I was so upset and she told me I was immature and needed to start buying clothes from the mall. I just flet like my life was worth living again. I bought a gram of co*ke and am reading Stephen King. I can't thanl you enough for helping me express myself. By the way the black eye i recieved for the Remember 4?20 shirt with the joints burning like the twin towers healed nicely and the blood stains came out. Great Products! You have added happiness and justification to my life. ROCK!

Nat 02/19/09 3:19 am

You guys seriously have some balls. Straight up. I love that you guys realize the American dream instead of just talking about it. You make me so proud to be an American, no sh*t.

I have been on your mailing list since I was in the 8th grade and I've really enjoyed the f*ck out of your newsletter as well as your t-shirts over the past 6 years. T SHIRT HELL is the sh*t.

Amanda K. 02/19/09 3:32 am

Wow. You guys are some greedy f*cking tards to do all of this just to sell some t-shirts. And you couldn't give more than a 10% discount for your "final days?" Really? Lame.

I'm glad I called your bullsh*t and didn't purchase anything. :P

nka 02/19/09 3:44 am

Goddammit you're assholes!
Oh, and I love you and wanna f*ck you too.

TJF588 02/19/09 4:26 am

f*ck YOU! Who ever typed that I thought you'd all become an heros over hate mail? Here I was thinkin' you all had your own aspirations in deeper pits of hell than to waste any more mortality on this site, and here you are, caving in to the capitalist system.

Burn in your own 50% polyester faux-graves, you money-grubbing whor*s! As for me, I'll go back to procrastinating getting some of these shirts (and damn if I don't want the autism one for my mom, who'd worked with one of 'em for years).

Vaker 02/19/09 5:20 am


canadon 02/19/09 5:49 am

I kind of feel bad over this one. Now I have to go back to procrastinating when I was almost probably motivated enough to almost be ready to get off my ass and do something. I called this one; you guys are awsome, Fortune 500 companies are shaking in there five thousand dollar shoes right now trying to save thier asses. I wonder if they are too proud to learn new tricks. Thank You Tshirthell.. I think

Aksel 02/19/09 5:59 am

f*ck YEAH! This is so awesome I am actually farting from my penis.

shannin 02/19/09 6:04 am

I'm so happy i could just piss on your face!

me 02/19/09 6:13 am

I was hoping this is what you were doing - nice marketing!!!

Annie, c*nt, Ass, f*ck Face, Dick Sucker, Cum Swallower 02/19/09 6:17 am

LOL!!! I've been following your crazy E-mails about going out of business since you sent the first one. I didn't believe it for one minute. Nice going. I can imagine all the sh*t you stirred up with all the self-righteous, unable to spell, haters. In fact, I can smell all that stirred up sh*t all the way here in Texas. Oh wait, excuse me, that IS Texas I smell. Oooops.

amanda 02/19/09 6:21 am

welcome home...not get back to f*ckin' work!

Roxanii 02/19/09 6:55 am

Hahaha omg I f*cking hate you ^^ got you bunches of business tho didn't it?

Bill 02/19/09 7:04 am

Whew! Thanks for keeping free speech alive and yes, f*ck everybody who can't take a f*cking joke.

Rock on,


Nimil 02/19/09 7:12 am

f*ck YES! i am so glad you guys aren't going anywhere.. i didn't have the cash to buy anything and i was so upset because i didn't want you guys to leave! but i'm so glad it was fake! i love this place

scott a biggun 02/19/09 7:31 am

you little ripper. f*ck all the assholes of the world who need a sense of humour. warn up the credit card bitches. i'm gunna go a shoppin!!!

sharyn giggles 02/19/09 8:04 am

you rock. i love you even more now. lol. oh and can't wait to get my shirt. f*ckin awesome.

Sarah Noelle 02/19/09 8:06 am

I'm relatively unmoved by the whole "we quit" bullsh*t. Really, what a retarded way to go out. You'd just sell it for a killing to the Ruskies a la livejournal if you were going to bail. But anyway the real reason I wanted to comment was to tell you how much your mouth resembles a big hairy vagin*. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, it just reminds me of 80's p*rn and Aquanet.

Tim S 02/19/09 8:09 am

I was a douchebag who actually believed you were shutting down, thought it was pathetic that it was due to "politically correct corperate swine" and my fiance sat behind me saying duh you really think their closing the site? they're f*cking with people they won't shut it down don't be silly, glad to see you are sticking around, and to all that are offended easily f*ck you very much for making this a fun place to hang out!

bmjustice 02/19/09 8:12 am

Thank the baby Jesus T-Shirt Hell isn't going anywhere! All you puss*fied feministic holier than tho douche bags can suck my ass balls titty c*nt pubic lice herpes puss filled pimples!

BhustaNutz 02/19/09 8:21 am

Good game tshirt hell, good game. Thought this might be a prank, dont care, ordered six shirts anyways, couldnt take the chance. Thanks for the laughs and keeping the most kick ass tshirt site open for business. This site has been providing weekly laught till I pee a little entertainment for years now, and you just penned your own masterpiece.

Wicked site, f*cking amazing prank, f*ck the haters, and keep the ridiculousness coming.

your loyal and humbled servant
Bhusta Nutz

thegarz 02/19/09 8:51 am

I knew it!!! LOL!!!!!!

bogs 02/19/09 9:02 am

way to use your customers. Glad I didnt buy anything.

Emily 02/19/09 9:10 am


Joul 02/19/09 9:16 am

Glad you're back to business. But I can't help thinking you did this only for the money...am i wrong motherf*cker?

Gin Swilling whor* 02/19/09 9:17 am

Sunshine(s out of my ass), you sneaky f*ck. Well done. Yay more shirts.

reese h 02/19/09 10:05 am

this may sound rather mundane campared to other e-mails, but it's a good thing that you are not closing, because i was ready to find out how many of your t-shirts would fit up your ass if you did. usually the highlight of my week is wearing your t-shirt to the local pub and see if 1) someone buys me a beer or 2)if i have to use my cherished mug as a getaway projectile. there are so few of us that have this twisted sense of humor (it doesn't go over well at the dialysis unit i work at, every time someone dies, i can't help but sing to myself "another one bites the dust"). so cheers, bottoms up, and remember that there is no wrong way to eat a reese's.

Jenna 02/19/09 10:47 am

i love you

BloodFart69HAHAHA 02/19/09 10:55 am


Theresa Piatanesi 02/19/09 11:00 am

f*ck YES!!!! I fell for it, I love it!! and I hope you f*cking do it again, thoses f*cking moron PC people need to get a life. FACE ON THEM !!!!! I think I just came on myself...

Chris George 02/19/09 11:57 am

You guys f*cking rock. Please bring back I Came on Eileen !

Shane 02/19/09 12:15 pm

f*ck YEAH!!!! My wife and I were seriously pissed when we heard of the closing. This makes our f*cking day!!! f*ck YOU ALL IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A f*ckING JOKE!!!! SUCK IT TARDS!!

Phil's Fuzz 02/19/09 12:15 pm

This reminds me of rock band Thin Lizzy's "farwewell" tours of '78, 81, 83 and '85. I bet they sold a lot of T-shirts too. And, in the end, only death could stop those pricks reforming and doing it all again. Perhaps we'll see them back this year playing as Torso Lizzy.

Lil Buddy 02/19/09 12:41 pm

f*ck everyone else! May we rot in hell forever!!!!

yeahboy 02/19/09 12:51 pm

you guys are so f*ckin' predictable. glad you finally made the announcement, though. keep it up!

A 02/19/09 1:27 pm

f*cking Classy....glad you aren't closing!

Mr V 02/19/09 1:31 pm

Oh thank Allah, I can finally get that 'I eat more puss* than cervical cancer' t-shirt!

Fej Resik 02/19/09 1:40 pm

I feel, um, I feel, um, what's the word? Oh yeah! f*cking GREAT! Wait? What are are all these squiggly things that look like letters in a spider web? Help me daddy!

Flesh gordon 02/19/09 1:47 pm

all i have to say is-I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS- GREAT GAG

suk 1 02/19/09 2:10 pm

You, sir, are an uber-asshole. Don't change a thing.

Dee 02/19/09 2:11 pm

So glad u decided to stay, but we need more lesbian shirts out there, lol.

suk another 1 02/19/09 2:12 pm

oh yeah...f*ck all ya'll if you can't take a joke

Daniel 02/19/09 2:20 pm

You had me sh*ttin bricks because I couldn't buy the sh*t I wanted. Thanks, jerk. At least I can buy my beaner friend the Mexican't shirt now. WHOO HOO, T SHIRT HELL ROCKS!!!!

Brian Sohngen 02/19/09 2:36 pm

HAHAHAHAHHA You f*ckers rock! That's good news right there...as soon as i pimp out my childrens and f*ck the nieghbors husband i'll be making an order...it's hard out here for a pimp

big man 02/19/09 2:37 pm


NeilsNotes.com 02/19/09 2:43 pm

I was so distracted by the possibility of your leaving... I even stopped watching children run around on the playground during recess. U f*ckER... don't EVER do that again!!! XOXO - Neil

sedfsdf 02/19/09 3:00 pm

f*ck I was hoping you'd go out of business, you're a corny guy.

Shianne 02/19/09 3:07 pm

I'm a single mom of two, I can't afford sh*t, let alone the TP to wipe my ass of it ... but one sure thing is no matter how f*cked my day is, and no matter what miserable prick tries to make my miserable life even more miserable.... I have always turned to this site for a pick me up... the usual narcotics don't seem to work anymore...
I was genuinely upset to think that the site was shutting down, happy as HELL that your not... and laughing my ass off at your way to generate revanue... Bravo!!! and now perhaps one day my broke ass can finally buy one of these f*ckin shirts LOL..Cheers!! xo

Justin 02/19/09 3:09 pm

WTF does Sunshine look like Dane Cook??

Randy 02/19/09 3:24 pm

HA! That is awesome! Keep the depravity coming!

murray 02/19/09 3:39 pm

oh, great. just f*cking great. i went and had unprotected sex with a gay bovine with mad cow disease and now you say you're staying in business. if i live, she's gonna want me to get her a shirt! you got 'em in cattle size?

MadBadger 02/19/09 3:41 pm

Not at all amusing like... i was in a panic! i was looking all over the interweb looking for another site with as abusive and crude t-sh*ts as you f*ckers. but no luck... i guess all the virgin sacrafices i made (virgin flies and ants mostly) must have forced you to stay open mayhaps... ohh well pity i was made homeless the other week else i woulda bought some cheep t-shirts... gimmi a week or 2 and i'll finally buy some t-shirts from u slack c*nted black Irish Yugoslavian gay robots. keep me smiling!!!! and i am f*ckin classy.

damoe 02/19/09 4:07 pm

I've only bought a couple of shirts over the years from you, but I visit every chance I get and used to share the site with several of my co-workers - until my company started blocking your site at work. Bastards!

You guys rock and do keep it up.

SomniGirl 02/19/09 4:24 pm

I knew it, I f*ckING KNEW IT, you assholes are always up to something, nice real f*ckin nice. Well off to practice anal like mary

Doodle 02/19/09 4:42 pm

hahaha... you f*cker! you tricked me into buying two shirts... oh well, good for you... I wondered why a "going out of business" sale was only 10% off... my dumb ass fell for it anyway... (you can thank my tax return)... so f*ck me, and keep printing kick-ass T-shirts... I'm glad you're sticking around to piss everyone off... this site rocks!

1bigE 02/19/09 5:06 pm

This site always gives me a warm feeling.......oh.....wait ......sorry.......I just peed myself again.....well, it still feels warm. Oh, and by the way, Sunshine Megatron is my sex slave, so HANDS OFF MOTHERf*ckERS!!

DJ Alvis 02/19/09 8:02 pm

Finally read 2 months of TSH emails, and absorbed it all in 1 day, brilliant better than an episode of Lost, 24 or Hannah Montana. Still need to buy a T-shirt though. Keep Giving the unfunny Douchebags Hell.

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